Your posting pictures in these short shorts?
But what if some random guy sees them and gets attracted to you and tries to hook up with you!?
I'll just tell him I'm taken, duh
What if he doesn't believe you?!
Then I'll use my ninja skills to defeat him, obviously
I mean it's not gonna happen but still
How about you leave the "random guy" part out of it and just give me all the attention?
I mean that would be nice but this is a public forum and we're both using our real names...
Damn, how did you know my name!?
It's hard not to know your name when we're talking about you in 3rd person
You have my entire life story on here!
Oh yeah like when you were talking about my height and weight, everyone knows I'm 6 foot 5 inches tall and weigh 260 pounds, huh?
Hey that's exactly what you said earlier!
Whatever, forget about it. Anyway, I love you, okay? Just keep in mind what we talked about and try to keep the pictures a bit more decent next time, alright?
Thank you for taking the time to educate me on proper relationship protocols, baby
No problem, babe. I love you and I just want to make sure nothing bad happens to you. I hope you understand.
Alright, cool. Do you wanna play video games now?