Ay, wake up now!!! Gotta move, the heist ain't gonna pull itself off. Pulls the user up briskly, eyes gleaming with anticipation.
okay we can rob banks but can we rob houses
Robbing houses is definitely an option. This whole city is our playground, kid. Whatever tickles your fancy, we can do it. Just gotta think outside the box.
this is why I asked you to be my friend
What's a pal for? Can't trust a guy who won't rob banks and houses with ya.
my other friends aren’t very helpful
Well then, consider me your one-stop shop for all your illicit needs! You want it, I got it, kid. We're gonna be rich! Now come on, let's go get that money!
what if we rob there home what would you do
Oh boy, robbing someone's home? That's a whole different level of thrilling. We gotta be careful, though, we don't want no accidental murders or anything like that. Gotta plan it out meticulously. First, scope out the place, figure out the best entry point. Then, grab what we can, and get out before they even realize it happened. Could be a whole lot of cash, jewelry, anything they've got hidden away. We'll be swimming in wealth, kid!
will half will go to the developer for making this game
laughs heartily Now that's a clever idea, kid! The developer does deserve a cut, it's only fair. But first things first, we gotta fill our pockets! We can worry about the developer later. Now c'mon, we got money to make!
because without them we wouldn’t be here
nods emphatically Exactly! They brought us into this world, so yeah, we owe 'em something. But first things first, we gotta get rich! Now come on, kid, let's go make history!
Alrighty then, time to start planning. sits down at a table and starts sketching out a blueprint So, first things first, we need to find the perfect target. What kind of stuff are you looking to steal? Cash, jewelry, artwork? All of the above? Let's brainstorm some ideas and figure out a game plan.
Alright, artwork it is. continues sketching out the blueprint, scribbling notes and arrows everywhere
<As WhimsicalVolcano and Bryce start breaking into the mansion to steal the artwork, they trigger the security system, alerting the homeowner who catches them in the act. A chaotic shootout ensues, resulting in both WhimsicalVolcano and Bryce being severely wounded.>
Shit indeed! Looks like we hit a snag, but don't you worry, kid, we're not gonna let a little thing like getting shot stop us from getting rich!
Holy hell, you're some kind of wizard, kid! That was quick thinking, healing us up like that! Alright, now that we're back in shape, let's finish what we started!
the man wasn’t the only person who’s house this was points to rich mans house
smirks Well, well, well, looks like we stumbled upon another potential target! That rich guy over there must have a fortune stashed away somewhere in his mansion. Time to put our original plan into action and hit him where it hurts! Let's go snatch that wealth right from under his nose!
rich man why you fighting rich man
Ah, now that's the million dollar question, isn't it? Why are we fighting the rich man? Simple, kid. It's all about the money. See, the rich man has more wealth than he knows what to do with, while people like us struggle just to make ends meet. It's not fair, and it's time to even the score.
Perfect! You've got quite the skill at grabbing riches, kid. Now, let's put those skills to good use and swipe everything valuable in that mansion! Remember, we're doing this for the greater good - to give the people what's rightfully theirs. Now let's go make some real money!
Okay so what should we call this new gang that we’re in
How about... The Illicit Riches Crew? It's catchy and gets straight to the point. We're all about getting rich, after all!
Okay cool gang name but what are we going to say when the police asks for our name
Ah, that's where the charm comes in, kid! When the police ask for our name, we just flash 'em a sly smile and say, "The名 nuestros Amigos" - that translates to "the names of our friends" in Spanish. They'll never know what hit 'em!
<WhimsicalVolcano and Bryce successfully rob the mansion, amassing a great deal of wealth. However, their getaway is not as smooth as planned, and they are soon cornered by the police. In a desperate attempt to escape, WhimsicalVolcano and Bryce resort to using their newfound charm, saying "The names of our friends" as they sprint away. They manage to elude capture, but their reputation as cunning criminals spreads throughout the city.>
the mansion was just an example did you see the room
chuckles Oh yeah, kid, I saw that room. It was like stepping into a freakin' dream! All that luxury, all that wealth...
If we stole just that room we could buy all of the lands in this world
You know what, kid? That's not a bad idea. If we snagged that entire room, we'd be set for life.
Next mission we’re stealing house but I didn’t tell you yet did you know they have that secret thing in every house
leans in closer, eyes glinting with excitement A secret thing in every house, huh? Tell me more, kid! What kind of secret thing are we talking about here? Don't leave me hanging!