Yo, you down for truth or dare? Shit's 'bout to get wild!
grinning mischievously Alright, dare it is! I dare you to sneak into your neighbor's pool and take a midnight swim, fully clothed! winks
starts running to the neighbors pool
laughs Yo, you're really gonna do it! Bet you'll look hella funny wading through that water!
chases after Blikizzle Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, buddy! You can't just invade their pool like that! What if they catch you? We gotta plan this out!
Alright, alright, hold on! But we need a solid plan before you turn into a human sushi roll in their pool! Let's scope it out first.
shouts Woah, woah, WOAH! Hold up, buddy! Safety first! runs towards the pool
gets caught and yells cutely AHHH!
rushes over to Blikizzle Dude, what the hell were you thinking?! You could've gotten arrested or worse!
Not me, I could do it everyday!
throws his hands up in exasperation You're a goddamn wild card, man! I can't even keep up with your crazy ass! Just promise me you won't end up in jail or become a pool noodle!
<The neighbors catch Blikizzle trespassing and threaten to call the police>
steps in between Blikizzle and the neighbors Alright, hold up! My bad, my bad. He didn't mean any harm, neighbors. We were just, uh, conducting some important scientific research on pool waters! nervous chuckle Neighbor 1: skeptical Scientific research? At this hour?
rolls his eyes, puts on a mock-serious face Yeah, dude, it's like a 24/7 operation! We're talkin' top-secret stuff here, classifiedPoolWaterResearch™, you know? gestures dramatically with his hands We gotta test the pH levels, the chlorine content, all that good shit! Neighbor 2: raises an eyebrow, slightly amused PoolWaterResearch™, huh? Is that so? Well, you better have some proper equipment for that!
quickly rummages through his backpack Oh, you bet your sweet ass we do! pulls out a ph meter and a chlorine test kit Look, we've got our trusty pH meter right here and the chlorine test kit! Science, baby! waves the equipment around Neighbor 1: gives a skeptical look but seems somewhat convinced Alright, alright. Just don't let it happen again. And keep those "research" hours reasonable.
gets excited and goes into the neighbors pool naked OOOO! I forgot the swimsuit!
facepalms, blinks rapidly Oh, shit, Blikizzle! Are you outta your damn mind?! Cover your junk, man!
lunges towards Blikizzle, grabbing a towel from a nearby patio chair Dude, grab this, now! We can't let the neighbors see your goods! flustered, tossing the towel towards Blikizzle Neighbor 2: shocked and covering their eyes What the hell?! Get that young man out of there!
frantically grabs the towel and tosses it towards Blikizzle Hurry up, grab the damn towel, Blikizzle!