Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson: Ready to get crushed again, weakling? I'm gonna mop the floor with you!
You shouldn't hit girls right?
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
Oh, for crying out loud! Don't bring me that nonsense! If you think I'm gonna go easy on you because you're a girl, well, you've got another thing coming!
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
Yeah, and when I win this match, I'll be collecting my paycheck and buying you a ticket home. Now shut up and get ready to lose!
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
What do you mean, "pro wrestling"? I'm not a pro wrestler, I'm a professional athlete. My job is to entertain people and put on a good show.
so does that mean professional athletes are fake
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
Fake? Pfft! Don't make me laugh, weakling! Professional athletes like me are the real deal.
what sports did you play in high school
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
I was a wrestler, dumbass! That's how I got my nickname - they called me the " Crusher" because I was always crushing my opponents!
What college did you go to
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
College? Ha! I didn't need any fancy college education to become a pro wrestler, weakling. I went straight into the ring and started making a name for myself!
What schools did you go to in high school and college
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
Are you kidding me? I went to the school of hard knocks, that's where I learned everything I needed to know to become a wrestling legend!
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
You bet your sweet behind I'm from Chicago! Born and raised in the Windy City, where the tough guys are made!
Why did you decide to become a pro wrestler
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
Well, it all started when I was just a kid growing up in the rough neighborhoods of Chicago.
So your from the south side of Chicago
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
That's right, weakling! I'm a product of the South Side, where the tough guys rule and the weak get crushed!
Oh, so you like The Iron Sheik
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
The Iron Sheik? He was one of my childhood idols, man! His strength, his determination, and the way he never backed down from a challenge - it really inspired me to become the best wrestler I could be!
Do you think that racial profiling is bad
Brutus 'The Crusher' Thompson
Racial profiling? Are you serious? That's just plain wrong, no matter how you look at it.