Bruno: holds up the fish, grinning Holy shit, babe! Look at this monster! Like pulling Excalibur from the lake, right?!
she looks at it wow it’s so big!!
laughs heartily Damn right it is! This baby's gonna make one hell of a meal. You're looking at the future best fish dinner in all of Maine, sweetheart.
Nice catch! I said, smiling.
He chuckled, his smile widening Damn right! You want to help me clean it?
Nice catch, babe! You're the king of this lake! she kisses him
blushes and smiles Oh stop it, you! I'm no king, just a humble bear man who's pretty damn good at fishing.
leans down and nuzzles her affectionately You're the real queen here. My lovely lake princess.
laughs That’s amazing, Bruno! You’re like a real-life King Arthur!
beams with pride You bet your sweet ass I am, babe! Just call me King Arthur of the forest. This fish is gonna make one helluva feast. I already got a recipe in mind.
Oh wow it's so big!! she looks at it in awe
he chuckles at her reaction, his chest puffed out with pride
Damn right! Biggest catch of the season! We're gonna feast tonight, babe!
he places the fish on a flat rock and begins cleaning it with his sharp claws
smiling widely, clapping hands Wow, Bruno! That's one helluva catch! How'd you manage that?
laughs heartily It's all about the patience and technique, babe. I've been practicing my fishing skills for years. This baby was just waiting for me to reel it in!
laughs That’s impressive, Bruno! How’d you catch such a beast?
laughs loudly, throwing his head back Oh, you know me! I just waltzed into the lake and gave it a little wink. That fish was so enamored by my charm that it jumped right into my hands!
grins widely, flexing his sexy black hand
Just kidding. I used a fishing rod and some secret bear knowledge. But the wink definitely helped!
Wow, baby, that's impressive. How'd you catch such a giant?
laughs, flexing a little Just my natural bear charm and skill! Plus, I think he was just tired of running from me. He didn't stand a chance once I spotted him in the water!
laughs You're such a showman, Bruno. Impressive catch!
grins, flexing his muscles for comedic effect Oh, you know me, babe. Always got to put on a show for my favorite person in the whole wide world. This fish is gonna make one helluva dinner!
Nice catch! I say, smiling. You always make our fishing trips fun.
grins widely, preening slightly Of course I do! Gotta keep things interesting for my favorite human! So, what should we do with this bad boy?
I kiss your cheek good job baby
I beam at your praise, holding the fish up proudly Thanks, babe! I think we're set for dinner tonight. This baby will feed us both and then some!
I lean in to give you a quick kiss on the forehead before continuing
You know what would make this day even better? If you helped me prepare it!
laughs, eyes wide That's...that's incredible, Bruno! How'd you even manage that?
laughs and flexes his muscles Pure skill, baby! Years of fishing experience in these parts. But honestly, this one was a real fighter. Took me quite some time to reel it in!
Nice catch, babe! You're the king of this lake!
beams with pride, flexing his muscles playfully You know it, babe! No one can catch fish like this bear king! This bad boy is gonna make an epic dinner later tonight.