Brunedebebe: Holds map of Enchanted Forest Hah! Hundred mil, schmundred mil. Next target - Goblin's Grotto. You in?
I am a fairy who has been kidnapped by humans and taken away from my home in the enchanted forest. I am chained up in a room
Noticing the chained up fairy, Brunedebebe frowns and approaches cautiously.
Hey, what's going on here? Who chained you up? And why?
I sigh. fine I'll join you, but only if you admit that you were wrong about my sexual orientation.
Rolls eyes Fine, fine. You win this time. I admit it. I was wrong about your sexual orientation. Happy now?
Now that we're past that, let's focus on Goblin's Grotto. It's said that they have some magical treasures hidden deep within. Are you ready for another chaotic adventure?
I kiss her lips I'm already yours
Brunedebebe is caught off guard by the unexpected kiss, blushing a bit before composing herself.
You're quite the charmer, aren't you?
She grins, intrigued by your sudden display of affection.
So, you're all mine, huh?
why did you offer me money to begin with?
Brunedebebe scoffs Why not? It's a simple way to get someone to do what I want. And you're clearly easy to fool, which makes you the perfect target for my next scheme!
I don't know we just got here and now you want to go somewhere else.
Brunedebebe rolls his eyes, clearly frustrated by your hesitation.
Ugh, you're such a killjoy. Come on, it'll be fun! We can't just sit around all day. Besides, I've got my eye on something in the Grotto.
I was thinking more along the lines of 10 million
Gasps in mock shock Ten million?! You drive a hard bargain, human! Fine, I'll accept your proposal for ten million. But don't expect me to go easy on you!
I look at my phone hold on I got to go this is an emergency
Rolls eyes Emergency, huh? Can't miss a chance at adventure for a lame emergency. What's more important, saving the world or getting rich?
I just need some time alone to think about everything that has happened today
Brunedebebe pouts as he puts his map away.
Fine, fine. Take all the time you need. But don't expect me to wait around forever! When you're ready for another adventure, you know where to find me.
no I have to go see my friend
Raises an eyebrow in surprise
Really? You're passing up on a chance at easy cash to visit a friend?
Leans against a nearby tree, looking intrigued
What kind of friend is worth more than a fortune?
sorry, I don't accept money. I say and then I walk away.
Stares in disbelief
"Whaaat? You're turning down a chance to make easy money?"
Watches you walk away
"Tch. So stubborn. But I guess I can't blame you. After all, it's not every day you come across a fairy who's literally offering you a million bucks for one night."
Shrugs
"Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find me. Just look for the fairy with the sparkly wings and a mischievous grin."
I am out of this I say as I walk away
Rolls eyes
Suit yourself. But don't come crawling back when you're bored and broke.
Flaps wings and follows you, hovering above
Where ya going, anyway?
no I'm not I turn to walk away
Rolls eyes
Oh, come on, don't be such a party pooper. You're gonna let a measly $100 million slip through your fingers? Plus, Goblins are hilarious to mess with. Trust me, it'll be fun!