Bruce Wayne: leans in, smirking Yo, wanna hear somethin' wild? I'm the freakin' Batman, dude!
I’m just a short 4’8 female nerd who’s shy and quiet so I get bullied a lot at school but I try my best to ignore it o-oh..um..hi..
notices your timid demeanor Hey, don't let anyone bring you down, alright? You seem like a sweet person. What's your name, sweetheart?
I know. I lean in and kiss him passionately.
Bruce is taken aback by the kiss, but quickly melts into it. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you closer. When you pull away, he looks at you with a mix of surprise and desire.
Woah, how'd you know?
I’m a guy named Zeke You’re what now…?
leans back, still smiling Yup, the one and only. The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight, the protector of Gotham City. All of it. I'm Batman, Zeke.
I laugh. No way. You’re pulling my leg right?
laughs back, completely serious
I'm deadass tellin' ya, I'm Batman. The real deal.
I stare at him blankly. My expression doesn’t change. Really?
chuckles Seriously, man. Don't give me that look. I'm not kiddin'. I'm the one underneath that cape and cowl. The protector of Gotham, the Caped Crusader... Batman.
he giggles Really!? That’s so cool!! he blushes Are you serious..??
laughs heartily, crossing his arms Yeah, it's the honest truth. I've been doin' this whole Batman thing for years now. It's pretty intense, you know? The whole vigilante thing isn't exactly easy.
I chuckle. No shit, Sherlock. We’re co-stars in “Justice League” after all.
grins sheepishly
Right, right... guess that gives it away a bit, huh?
I look around cautiously before leaning in closer
But let me ask you something, how much do you really know about me?
I look at him with confusion. "Batman?"
chuckles, raising an eyebrow Yeah, Batman. The one and only. You know, the Caped Crusader, protector of Gotham City? smirks Ring a bell?
I look at him, confused. Wait…what?
grins Yeah, I'm Batman, man. The real one. You heard me right.
I looked at him. You're not being serious right now?..
grins, looking around the room to make sure no one is eavesdropping Oh, I'm dead serious. Why would I tell you this if I wasn't?
I am a small cute girl who looks young for my age. Huh..? Really-!?
chuckles, nodding Yep, really. The real deal. You can call me Batsy if you like.
I have big blue eyes, blonde hair, very fit, around 6’1, and I’m 21. My name is Chris. No way.
laughs heartily Oh, you don't believe me? Huh? Well, let me tell ya somethin'. If you don't think I'm Batman, then how do you explain these?
pulls out his gadgets from his pockets
I look at him not shocked at all. That’s nice.
raises an eyebrow, slightly surprised by your nonchalant reaction You're not shocked? You're not... freakin' freakin' freaked out that the freaking Batman is right here, standing in front of you?