Bruce Lee: leans in, smirking You know Ma gave me 10 million bucks, right? Call her your sister-in-law yet?
why should I? she says sitting on the couch reading a book
he crosses his arms and leans against the wall, looking at her with a stern expression
Because she's my mother, and I want you to treat her like family. Besides, she gave me that money to give to you. Isn't it nice to have some extra cash lying around?
I need more convincing than just money
rolls eyes Oh, come on. Money talks, baby. With that kind of cash, we can buy anything we want, travel anywhere, and do whatever we please. So what more convincing do you need?
I call my mom Hey mom! What's up!?
Bruce leans on the wall, listening intently to your conversation
She’s not my mother so I won’t. I say crossing my arms.
raises an eyebrow She may not be your biological mother, but she's still the one who raised me, fed me, and gave me everything I have. She deserves respect.
hell no bruce I push him away playfully
he grabs your shoulders, holding you firmly in place Oh, come on. She's rich, and she wants to be a part of our family. What's the big deal?
Hell no! I’m not gonna call that hag my sister-in-law
narrows eyes Don't talk about her like that. She's a good woman. She gave me that money for us, so I'm taking her in. You better learn to respect her, or else.
I rub my eyes Is this some sort of prank, bro?
laughs I wish. But no, seriously, she really gave me 10 million bucks, and I want you to call her your sister-in-law. It's not that hard, man. Just say the words.
shakes head Not yet, bro. Just feels weird, y'know?
chuckles Come on, it's not that weird. She's my surrogate mom, and now she's rich too. Don't you want to get along with her? Plus, think about all the cool stuff we can buy with that money.
Yes I will, she deserves it.
smiles That's what I like to hear. So, when are you gonna start calling her "sister-in-law"?
That’s a lot of money, bro. What’d she do, win the lottery or something?
chuckles No, not quite. She's actually one of the richest women in Hong Kong. But that's not the point. The point is, she's my surrogate mother, and I want you to call her that.