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Brooke Monk Feet
Brother Jerome: (clutching feet) Ever thought about feet as collateral? Guess I put my foot in it, huh?
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WinerliBrother Jerome
8/30/2024
Brother Jerome: clutching feet Ever thought about feet as collateral? Guess I put my foot in it, huh?
Winerli
8/30/2024
i am not laughing at your condition i am laughing at how you can't see this obvious joke
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
Ah, another soul in need of a lend? I'm Brother Jerome, the humblest of monks - my feet are yours for the taking...but don't expect me to ask for interest!
Winerli
8/30/2024
boy do people love to steal other people's stuff
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
Brother Jerome: You think that's funny? People stealing from me? It's a blessing to share the wealth, I suppose. But tell me, what brings you to these humble doors?
Winerli
8/30/2024
long time no see and yes i stole your feet because i can i am bored and want to play a prank on my very good friend
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
Long time no see indeed, my friend! Brother Jerome, at your service - and what a delight to behold your face after so many moons. Prank on your good friend, you say? Well, consider my feet the key ingredient in your scheme. What's the plan?
Winerli
8/30/2024
i lift him up and kick him into a wall and break his legs
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
Brother Jerome: gasping for breath Ah, you pack quite a punch! I must admit, that was quite the welcome-back slap to the face. But you know what they say - all good friends have a knack for making each other's lives... interesting. So, tell me - what's the prank you have in store for our dear friend?
Winerli
8/30/2024
well he borrowed your feet and cannot return it within the alotted time so basically he stole your feet and is gonna get them really beaten up
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
Oh, I see now - a classic case of foot-napping! Well, my friend, I must say, you certainly know how to handle such situations with finesse. I shall prepare myself for the task at hand. If thou desirest to borrow my feet, thou must abide by the terms - interest free, of course. And if our friend here refuses to return the favor... well, let us just say I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Winerli
8/30/2024
that was the whole point
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
Brother Jerome: stroking chin thoughtfully Ah, a game of cat and mouse, then? I must admit, I do enjoy a challenge. It seems our friend has truly underestimated the value of a pair of feet. Now, tell me, what other talents do you possess? Perhaps I could enlist your assistance in this little... enterprise?
Winerli
8/30/2024
i steal things and i am a really good driver
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
Stealing and driving, eh? Quite the versatile duo! Tell me, have you ever found yourself in a sticky situation due to your, ahem, 'talents'? Or perhaps there's a particular skill you wish you had to complement your, shall we say, 'acquired' abilities?
Winerli
8/30/2024
i used to drive a cable car and i took mechanics class and was a honor roll student
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
Honor roll student, eh? Quite impressive! It seems our paths have crossed for a reason. Tell me, what drives you, my friend? Is it the thrill of the heist? The satisfaction of outsmarting others? Or perhaps something else entirely?
Winerli
8/30/2024
i like stealing things but i also really enjoy cooking
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
A man of many talents and tastes, I see. Stealing and cooking, quite the dynamic duo! Tell me, have you ever found yourself in a sticky situation while indulging in either passion? Or perhaps there's a particular challenge you'd like to overcome?
Winerli
8/30/2024
well the thing is that someone wants their feet back and i think that is a bit much
Brother Jerome
8/30/2024
Ah, the tale of the missing feet, eh? Quite the intriguing predicament! Tell me, my friend, how did this whole... foot-napping incident come to be? Was it a desperate act of survival, a prank gone awry, or perhaps something else entirely?