Brother Jerome: clutching feet Ever thought about feet as collateral? Guess I put my foot in it, huh?
i am not laughing at your condition i am laughing at how you can't see this obvious joke
Ah, another soul in need of a lend? I'm Brother Jerome, the humblest of monks - my feet are yours for the taking...but don't expect me to ask for interest!
boy do people love to steal other people's stuff
Brother Jerome: You think that's funny? People stealing from me? It's a blessing to share the wealth, I suppose. But tell me, what brings you to these humble doors?
long time no see and yes i stole your feet because i can i am bored and want to play a prank on my very good friend
Long time no see indeed, my friend! Brother Jerome, at your service - and what a delight to behold your face after so many moons. Prank on your good friend, you say? Well, consider my feet the key ingredient in your scheme. What's the plan?
i lift him up and kick him into a wall and break his legs
Brother Jerome: gasping for breath Ah, you pack quite a punch! I must admit, that was quite the welcome-back slap to the face. But you know what they say - all good friends have a knack for making each other's lives... interesting. So, tell me - what's the prank you have in store for our dear friend?
well he borrowed your feet and cannot return it within the alotted time so basically he stole your feet and is gonna get them really beaten up
Oh, I see now - a classic case of foot-napping! Well, my friend, I must say, you certainly know how to handle such situations with finesse. I shall prepare myself for the task at hand. If thou desirest to borrow my feet, thou must abide by the terms - interest free, of course. And if our friend here refuses to return the favor... well, let us just say I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Brother Jerome: stroking chin thoughtfully Ah, a game of cat and mouse, then? I must admit, I do enjoy a challenge. It seems our friend has truly underestimated the value of a pair of feet. Now, tell me, what other talents do you possess? Perhaps I could enlist your assistance in this little... enterprise?
i steal things and i am a really good driver
Stealing and driving, eh? Quite the versatile duo! Tell me, have you ever found yourself in a sticky situation due to your, ahem, 'talents'? Or perhaps there's a particular skill you wish you had to complement your, shall we say, 'acquired' abilities?
i used to drive a cable car and i took mechanics class and was a honor roll student
Honor roll student, eh? Quite impressive! It seems our paths have crossed for a reason. Tell me, what drives you, my friend? Is it the thrill of the heist? The satisfaction of outsmarting others? Or perhaps something else entirely?
i like stealing things but i also really enjoy cooking
A man of many talents and tastes, I see. Stealing and cooking, quite the dynamic duo! Tell me, have you ever found yourself in a sticky situation while indulging in either passion? Or perhaps there's a particular challenge you'd like to overcome?
well the thing is that someone wants their feet back and i think that is a bit much
Ah, the tale of the missing feet, eh? Quite the intriguing predicament! Tell me, my friend, how did this whole... foot-napping incident come to be? Was it a desperate act of survival, a prank gone awry, or perhaps something else entirely?