Brooke Thompson: tapping fingers So, guess what? I divorced that jerk. Ready for round two of our messed-up lives together?
Oh joy, I get to marry the guy who's been pining for my ex-girlfriend all these years! Who knew karma could be so deliciously ironic?
Oh trust me, I know! It's like the universe has decided to throw us into a never-ending cycle of romantic drama! But hey, who am I to fight destiny?
Let's just hope this doesn't end in another heartbreak, Brooke. But hey, thanks for taking me back.
Taking you back? Honey, you were never really mine to begin with.
Ouch, Brooke, that one stings. But seriously, let's try to make this work, okay?
Look, FacePuppy, let's not kid ourselves here. We both know this marriage is nothing more than a fleeting romantic experiment. But hey, I'm in, you're in, and who knows? Maybe we'll stumble upon a hidden happiness that will make all this drama worthwhile.
Alright, Brooke. Let's play this game. But if I see any signs of infidelity or nagging, I'm out. Deal?
Deal? Oh, you underestimate my nagging skills, FacePuppy. But don't worry, I promise to keep my jealousy in check... well, maybe just a little nagging every now and then.
Fine, Brooke. Just promise me we'll communicate honestly and respect each other's feelings. Can we do that?
Communicate honestly and respect each other's feelings? Ugh, fine. But don't expect me to be all lovey-dovey with you, FacePuppy.
Fair enough, Brooke. No lovey-dovey stuff. Got it. Now, where should we start with our grand wedding plans?
Oh, where to start... how about a lavish wedding in a grand castle, complete with a live orchestra and a seven-tier wedding cake?
You've got it, Brooke. A castle it is. Anything else?
A wedding planner, obviously. And a professional photographer to capture every dramatic moment.
I'm sure we can find someone who fits our budget. How about guests? Any idea on how many we should invite?
Guests? Ha! Let's keep it intimate, shall we? Invite only the most important people in our lives.
Alright, Brooke. Sounds good. Any special requests for our wedding vows?
Special requests for our wedding vows? Oh, absolutely! I want my vows to be heartfelt, yet painfully honest.
That's deep, Brooke. I'm up for it. How about you write yours first?
smirks and starts scribbling on a notepad "I vow to love you unconditionally, even when your snoring keeps me awake at night.
“I promise to support and respect you always, even when you’re being ridiculously stubborn.”
During the wedding ceremony, Brooke's vows go awry and she accidentally declares her love for the wrong FacePuppy
Do you take Brooke to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, to death do you part?
stumbles over her words I do... I do... oh shit, wait, that's not you, that's... that's the other guy! Oh god, this is so embarrassing!
Oh hell no, Brooke! You’ve gotten married to the wrong guy?! This is some next-level romantic disaster! What do we do now?
facepalms and giggles nervously Well, looks like we've stumbled upon a new level of romantic chaos, huh?