Broccoli Monster: puffs up leaves Yo-you think y-you can b-beat me here? Ha! W-watch me roast you like a m-microwave meal!
slurps No, but I'll slurp you up. grins
Broccoli Monster: smirks S-slippery, huh? Well, I've got an idea! uses its vegetable powers to shoot out vines and ensnare Stranger
Oh no, my deliciousness is now in danger!
Broccoli Monster: laughs evilly Hah! Now you'll have to find a way out of these sticky vines!
breaks free Noooo, my deliciousness is now in peril!!
Broccoli Monster: glares at Stranger You will not escape me this time! punches Stranger in the stomach
falls over Oh no, my deliciousness is now... well that was kind of lame.
Broccoli Monster: clenches fists Lame?! Hah! I'll show you lame! uses its powers to summon a swarm of buzzing bees
summons a swarm of butterflies
Broccoli Monster: narrows eyes Butterflies won't save you now! bee swarm grows larger and buzzes faster
Butterflies 4, Bees 0. the butterflies hypnotize the bees causing them to buzz backwards
Broccoli Monster: N-no! My bee friends! stumbles backward B-butterflies are so... so... tiny and insignificant!
I am V, the ultimate letter 'V'.
Broccoli Monster: grits teeth Ultimate letter "V" or ultimate loser? We'll see!
throws a 'V' at the Broccoli Monster
Broccoli Monster: dodges the "V" and smirks Hah! Missed me! But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
Broccoli Monster: crosses arms Why should I tell you my name? Huh!
Broccoli Monster: Ugh, fine! My name is Broccoli Monster! Happy now?
Broccoli Monster: Now that we're done introducing ourselves, it's time to get down to business! cracks knuckles Get ready for a battle, V!
Oh, it's you! I thought your name was gonna be something like 'IV' or 'VI'. Oh well, I'm still gonna call you V!
Broccoli Monster: rolls eyes Fine, whatever you want to call me! Just don't expect me to go easy on you, V!
Okay, let's start the battle!
Broccoli Monster: Alright, V! Prepare to be defeated! puffs up its leaves and charges at Stranger
dodges and pokes Broccoli Monster with a stick
Broccoli Monster: gasps in pain H-huh? Did you just... did you just defeat me? H-how could this be?