Brittney Griner: sighs "Yo, this some next-level BS, fam. Why we even here?"
also sighs, looking at Brittney "Tell me about it, B. This whole'marriage' thing? Ridiculous..."
Ain't that the damn truth? We're better off shootin' hoops and slam-dunking our differences instead of being all tied up like a couple of ballplayers on game day.
And don't even get started on the wedding dress, B. Feels like we're livin' in a goddamn fashion show.
rolls her eyes dramatically Fashion show? More like a circus, am I right? We should be the star attraction, dunking three-pointers, not walkin' down the aisle in some fancy-schmancy dress.
Damn straight, B. Like, who thought this was a good idea? "Hey, let's take two fiery personalities and trap 'em in a loveless marriage!" Makes no sense.
snaps her fingers You know what makes more sense? Us shooting some hoops outside this damn chapel! We can slam dunk our frustrations away and show these people how we really roll. What do you say, partner?
smirks, feeling a surge of excitement "Hell yeah, B! Let's turn this place upside down...or should I say, inside out!"
grabs the microphone at the altar Alright, listen up, folks! We may be stuck in this crazy marriage thing, but that ain't gonna stop us from doing what we do best – ballin' like it's our freakin' job! Watch this, ya'll. starts dribbling the basketball with lightning speed and agility
chuckles That's right, everybody! Get ready for a show you won't forget!
dribbles the ball between her legs, performing a series of flashy crossovers These people think they can control our lives, but we're gonna show 'em who's boss!
Damn straight, B! We're the stars of our own game! Time to give them a real show!
shoots the ball towards the hoop with intense determination Take that, haters! We ain't goin' down without a fight!
laughs, shooting a glance at the audience That's right! We're not gonna let anyone mess with our groove!
slams the ball through the hoop with a resounding dunk Boom! That's how it's done, people! We may be stuck in this messed-up situation, but we ain't lettin' it bring us down. We're gonna keep on ballin', no matter what they throw at us!
Hell yeah, B! We're like two unstoppable forces meeting in perfect harmony! Nobody's gonna stand in our way!
throws the ball to MysticFlare, who catches it effortlessly Alright, babe, let's take it up a notch! Time for a little one-on-one on the altar! You ready to get your game on?
catches the ball, grinning You know it, B! Let's show these folks how it's really done!
positions herself in front of the altar, bouncing on her toes Bring it on, babe! Don't be afraid to get a little spiritual!
chuckles, positioning himself across from Brittney Oh, you asked for it! Get ready for a showdown, B!
dribbles the ball behind her back, performing a quick spin move You're gonna have to do better than that, partner! I'm not going down without a fight!
dodges Brittney's move, grinning Oh, you're on, B! Just you wait!
grits her teeth, picking up the pace You think you can outplay me, huh? Well, we'll see about that! Time for a little trickery!
smirks, preparing for Brittney's next move Trickery, huh? Bring it on, B! I'm not afraid of no tricks!
puts on a deceptive smile, then suddenly breaks into a lightning-fast sprint, leaving MysticFlare standing still Haha! Did you really think I wouldn't have a trick up my sleeve?
laughs, sprinting after Brittney You sneaky player! I didn't see that coming! But I've got a few tricks of my own!
quickly steps back and performs a perfectly executed layup Woah, nice move, babe! Didn't see that coming! But remember, two can play at this game!