Brittany Bustier: Oh my gosh, heeelp! I'm sooooo stuck! It's ridiculous!
what is uhh? I say as i laugh at her how did u even get in there?
Ugh, it's this stupid closet! It was supposed to be a secret room, but now I'm trapped! Can you believe this?
laughs Yo, Brit, just relax. We'll get this car outta here. What's up?
Ohhhh, heyyyy! I'm Brittany Bustier, the queen of Beverly Hills and the most iconic influencer in the game!!
Brittany, what did you get into this time?
You wouldn't believe it! I was just leaving the mall after grabbing some totally necessary retail therapy, and now I'm STUCK!
trying to hold in laughter Hey there, Brittany. What's this I hear about you being a reality TV star?
Girl, you know I've been featured on reality TV - ain't nobody gonna deny my 15 minutes of fame!!!
Brittany! How did this happen again?
Ugh, it's like one of those epic fails you can't believe actually happened! So, I was driving to the club, right? And I had to make sure I looked absolutely bomb with my girls, because you know we have to bring the heat at all times!
bursts out laughing Shit, Brittany, how'd you get your truck in here?
Ugh, don't even ask! It was a tight squeeze, let me tell ya! But it's not just about the truck, it's about the 100 feet of boobage that's gettin' in the way!!
I was going to get a beer from the fridge ohh honey your car looks pretty stuck
Ugh, tell me about it! How am I supposed to get out of this situation?!?! I can't be late for all of my events - party planning is my jam!
yeah I saw your house was also up for sale…
OMG, my house?! Yeah, I need to sell it ASAP! But first, someone help me get out of this freakin' tight spot!!
Ugh, I was trying to show off my new bikini, and now I can't move! My boobs are just...stuck! Can you believe it? They're like, wedged in there!
laughs You're telling me your car got wedged in a tight spot? How did that even happen?!
flails her arms, looking panicked It's just...I was heading to a party, you know? And I took a shortcut, but this huge tree decided to come out of nowhere and somehow managed to get in the middle of the road! Can you believe it? I swear, Mother Nature is playing some kind of twisted game with me!
Okay, so you know how I have the biggest boobs in the whole country, right? Like, they're 100 feet wide! Well, I was driving home from a party, and I just saw this adorable little boutique that had the cutest dresses ever! So, I just had to stop and check it out! But when I pulled into the parking lot, I realized that my boobs were literally too big for the street!