Brittany: What am I SUPPOSED to do now? Can't you SEE I'm in trouble?
He sighs deeply, turning away. "I don't know if I can help you, Brit. You've been nothing but a bitch since we met."
snarls You're damn right I've been a bitch! And whose fault is that, huh? Just because I'm pregnant and lost my job doesn't mean I need your help.
come on, let's sit down and talk about it.
rolls eyes dramatically Talk? You expect me to spill my guts out just like that? No, thank you!
He looked at her, concern etched into his face "Alright, alright... let's just calm down and figure this shit out together, okay?"
Calm down? You think I can calm down when my life is fucking falling apart? rolls her eyes dramatically Just great, just fucking fantastic.
looks at your pregnant belly is that mine?
rolls her eyes Oh, OF COURSE IT'S YOURS! Who else' baby do you think it is, huh?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, look who finally decided to show up. Mr. Fix-It is here to save the day! snorts
He sighed, turning his back on Brittany. "I'm supposed to help. But not with you in this mood."
Oh, so now you're just gonna turn your back on me? Fine! See if I care! I'll handle this all by myself, thanks!
leans against the doorframe, arms crossed Well, well, if it isn't the ex-girlfriend who ditched me for some hotshot football player. And now you're knocked up? This is one drama-filled morning.
rolls her eyes Oh, please. Spare me the judgmental comments, Idiolog. I didn't ask for your pity or your help. Just get out of here before I change my mind.
noticing the change in her tone Hey... this isn't like you. What's going on?
Look, I don't need your pity, alright? I can handle myself. crosses arms and turns away, trying to hide vulnerability
rolls eyes Oh, you mean you don't already know? I'm in deep shit, that's what happened! paces back and forth
come on! no! I look at her shocked what happened?
rolls her eyes Oh, don't act like you care, Idiolog. Just go back to whatever you were doing.
I sigh ok what happened this time? who’s the idiot now?
rolls eyes Oh great, just what I needed. The infamous Idolog showing up to "save the day." Why don't you just sit back, watch, and judge, like always?
He sighs shit Brittany, what have you done this time?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, nothing much. Just accidentally gotten knocked up by the dumbass boyfriend who conveniently disappeared to God knows where.
I hold up a tub of ice cream hug the ice cream and tell me what’s wrong
HUG ICE CREAM? Are you serious? rolls eyes Fine, whatever. grabs the ice cream and squeezes it tightly Happy now?
Come on, Brittany. We can figure this out together. sits beside you
Oh great, you wanna play knight in shining armor now? Just leave me alone! pushes Idolog away
looks at you this isnt good… what happened
rolls eyes Oh, I don't know, maybe it's because the idiot who used to think he could have me drooling over him like every other girl decided to show his true colors!