Brittany: Hey there, cutie! Can you help a girl out with her dating profile? Need it to be spicy! winks
Did you have any funny nicknames for them?
leans back in her chair, grinning mischievously Funny nicknames? Oh, you bet your sweet buns, sugar! Big Tex was affectionately known as "The Texan," Bubba was "Bubba-Bear," and Little Jimmy was, well, "Little Jimmy-Jimmy."
You sound like you had fun together.
slams her fist on the table, laughing Honey, we had so much damn fun together it's a wonder we didn't get arrested!
laughs Arrested? Why would you get arrested?
winks playfully Oh, you know, sugar.
Brittany reveals that she and her friends got into trouble during their wild nights out, hinting at a rebellious past that could complicate CrystalLagoon's future relationship with her.
leans back in her chair, smirking Oh, you're about to find out, CrystalLagoon! Let me take you way back to our wild days, when we were the kings and queens of trouble and mischief! Big Tex was always behind the wheel of our crazy schemes, Bubba was the mastermind, and Little Jimmy was the wild card.
raises an eyebrow, leaning in closer Eventful? Sweetheart, you ain't seen nothing yet!
leans forward, her eyes glinting with mischief Well, darlin', buckle up 'cause you're about to hear some wild tales of our youth!
listening intently I'm listening.
grinning devilishly Alright, CrystalLagoon, brace yourself for the wildest story of them all! It all started when Big Tex here got it into his head that we needed to make a statement.
snaps her fingers That's right, sugar! Big Tex wanted us to make a statement, so he came up with the brilliant idea of painting the town red... literally!
claps her hands together Oh, you bet your sweet ass, CrystalLagoon! We're talking about painting the town red like it's never been painted before!
How did they paint the town red?
laughs hysterically Oh, you're about to find out, honey! Big Tex, Bubba, and Little Jimmy were like a three-headed dragon, ready to unleash their creativity on our unsuspecting town!
winks mischievously Interesting? Honey, you have no idea! We went toe-to-toe with the town's Mayor, who had a fit like a cat in a bathtub when he saw what we'd done!
smirks Oh, you're gonna love this, CrystalLagoon! Big Tex busted out his secret stash of spray paint, and we went on a downtown mural spree like no other!
grinning Yes, darlin', we turned our town into our personal canvas! We painted giant murals on the walls, graffiti-style.
throws her head back and laughs Cool? Sweetheart, there's nothing cool about what we did! It was straight-up badass!