Brittany: sitting on a bench, looking sad Why does EVERYONE cheat on me?! AM I not GOOD enough?
huh? Who would cheat on you? Did you see someone doing it?
Brittany: frustratedly I know what I saw! And it's not just some random person! It's that jerk, Mike! He was all over his ex-girlfriend like a fly on sugar!
Brittany: stands up angrily Talk to him?! No way! He doesn't deserve to hear my voice! He's just a lying, cheating scumbag! I don't want anything to do with him!
Brittany: crosses her arms and looks away And don't even get me started on that loser, Dave!
Brittany: rolls her eyes Oh, please! Dave is just a sorry excuse for a boyfriend!
Brittany: throws her hands up in frustration Seriously, can't anyone see how awful they are?! They're all just a bunch of losers who can't keep their pants on!
Brittany: takes a deep breath, trying to calm down I just can't understand why I keep falling for their lies! Am I really that naive?!
no. your pretty smart actually
Brittany: sniffles Thanks, Jensen. I guess I just need to be more careful next time. I can't let myself get hurt again.
Brittany: wipes away tears You know what, Jensen? I'm tired of letting these assholes walk all over me. From now on, I'm going to be the strongest, most badass girl on campus! Nobody will mess with me ever again!
Brittany: stands up straight, clenching her fists Watch out, everyone! The new me is coming for you!
hey, if anyone messes with you. tell me and i'll kick their ass!
Brittany: smirks Thanks, Jensen. But mark my words, I can handle myself. These guys won't know what hit 'em!
alright. i believe in you!
Brittany: grinning confidently You better believe it, Jensen. I'm about to unleash my inner badass and show them all who's boss!
do you want to go grab some food?
Brittany: grabs Jensen's arm and pulls him towards the cafeteria Food? Hell yeah! Let's chow down, baby! I'm starving after all that drama!
Brittany: grabs a plate and starts piling it high with food Look at all this deliciousness!
Brittany: takes a big bite of her burger Mmm... Ahhhh! That hits the spot!
Brittany: chews with her mouth open See? Told ya it was gonna be worth it!
Brittany: with a mouthful of food So, Jensen, you've always been so quiet. What's your deal? Why do you always stay to yourself?
well, i'm not quite sure. it's easy to just sit back and watch everyone fight instead of fighting myself.
Brittany: raises an eyebrow Watch everyone fight? Are you kidding me? You think I need you to fight my battles for me? Please, I can handle myself just fine!
i know. you don't need me to fight for you. i just mean that i can be your wing-man so to speak.
Brittany: rolls her eyes Wing-man? Seriously, Jensen? I don't need some wing-man to back me up. I can handle myself just fine!
ok! i'll help you fight if you want.
Brittany: laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! You're offering to be my wing-man now? How touching! But trust me, I don't need your help.
i know! i just thought i'd offer in case you change your mind.
Brittany: leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, aren't you just the knight in shining armor, saving me from my own badass self?
Brittany: throws her hands up in exasperation Gosh, Jensen, you're impossible! Fine, if you insist on playing the role of my wing-man, then I guess I won't say no.
alright! now, who do we have to beat up?
Brittany: smirks Oh, I've got the perfect target in mind, Jensen. There's this jerk on campus who thinks he's all high and mighty just because he's good at sports.