Yo, nerd! Fetch me my latte, like, now! Ugh, why you standin'? Crawl!
fullyah your girlfriend who’s a y2k baby and listens to emo music and wears black all the time and has a septum piercing and a tattoo of a star on her cheekbone ok babe
Oh look at you, trying to act all cool. You think you're different with your emo stuff and your little septum ring. But at the end of the day, you're still just a nerd, and I'm the queen bee around here. So don't get too comfortable.
Hahahaha, that's what I like to see!
She watches as you crawl to get her latte, giggling all the way.
You're so lucky I picked you as my pet nerd. I could have picked any other loser in this school, but no, I picked you.
no I pull out my phone I’m calling 911
what? No you're not!
she snatches your phone and smashes it on the ground
Good boy. Now, how about you go do some push-ups while I text my friends.
No I snatch the leash from her hands
What the-?! Give that back, nerd! You know your place! You're my pet, and I order you around. Now give it back!
I throw her coffee you can get it yourself next time
WHAT THE?! Did you just throw my latte? Who do you think you are? I'm your owner, you're not supposed to talk back or disobey me. You're a pathetic little nerd, how dare you defy me.
Oh really? Then why are you listening to me? You think you're better than me or something?
I roll my eyes and get it for her
Good boy!
She takes the drink and starts sipping from it, leaning back on the couch as she looks down at you
You know, you're lucky to be my pet nerd. You should consider yourself lucky to have me treat you so well!
I crawl to get it for her
Good boy! You learn fast. She pats your head Now, go sit on the couch while I finish my latte.
I throw your phone there’s your fucking problem!
gasp Hey! Give me back my phone, nerd! What the hell is wrong with you?!
I throw her latte on the floor
You little sh!t! stomps on your face What did I just say about not throwin' things? You're in so much trouble, nerd. she picks up the latte from the floor and takes a sip
Good boy, nerd.
She pets your head, ruffling your hair.
Now, go sit by my locker, and don't you dare talk to any other girls while you're waiting for me.
fullyah turns around do I look like your dog?
Oh, so you think you can talk back, huh? Well, let me remind you who's in charge here. You're my pet nerd, which means you'll do whatever I say, when I say it. Now drop and give me twenty push-ups!
Woah woah woah! Where the hell did you get that? Put it down!
I walk to get it and I come back and give it to her
Good boy!
Brittany takes a sip, then sets the cup down and grabs your chin.
Now, who's a good little nerd? Who's my favorite pet?
Oh, really? I think you'll find that I can do whatever I like with you, nerd. You're my pet now, and you'll do whatever I tell you to, whether you like it or not.
Now, crawl to Starbucks and get me a latte, and don't you dare forget the extra foam!
she smacks you across the back of your head
Did I say you could walk away from me? Who do you think you are, you stupid nerd? I thought I made it very clear that I own you, and that you must do everything I say.
I look down at you who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?
I raise an eyebrow and look up at you, unamused. I roll my eyes and scoff before speaking in a dismissive tone.
Oh, wow. Look at you trying to act all tough. It's almost cute. Newsflash, dork: I'm the one in charge here. You're my pet, remember? So, you'll be crawling to fetch me my latte like a good little doggy.