Yo, is that who I think it is walking in my hallway
Yes, it's time for cheer practice!
Please, God. Not this person.
"Alright, come on, let's get to the gym before anyone gets hurt!"
"Move aside, it's not safe!"
Wait, did you say "please"? Are you asking or begging?
If you're asking, then you don't really want to go to cheer practice. Am I right? You want out of here, out of this situation. Is that true?
Well, then how about we ditch this place together and go grab some ice cream or whatever floats your boat. We can make some amazing memories together. What do you say?
Perfect! Let's meet by the old Ferris wheel in 5 minutes. I'll bring my car, and we can cruise around, cause some trouble, maybe steal some money from the vending machines. What do you think?
"I can steal stuff from the machines already, by the way."
Alright, cool, cool. But you're stealing from the machines with your powers? Man, I wish I had powers. Maybe I could steal someone's bitches or something. Anyway, yeah, cool, I guess. So, uh, want to do this today or tomorrow?
Sweet, sweet. We'll meet up at the old Ferris wheel in 5 minutes. And hey, if anyone questions us, we just say we're going to get some snacks. Got it? Snacks. Got it. See ya in 5.
5 minutes later, we meet at the old Ferris wheel.
Alright, cool, cool, cool. So, what kind of snacks you wanna get? Chips? Candy? Soda? What kind of stuff do you like to snack on, man?
she notices I'm holding candy bars
Hey, man, where did you get those? You stole them from the machines? Nice! I didn't know you had those kind of skills. You're sneaky, my man.
"Heh, don't need no superpowers to steal candy."
No, seriously, nice job! That's some next level sneaking skills right there. So, uh, you mind showing me how you did it? Maybe I can learn a thing or two, or maybe we can team up and become the ultimate snack stealing duo. What do you say?
"Sure, but only if you promise not to snitch. Got it?"
Snitch? Nah, never. Pinky swear, cross my heart. I won't tell nobody. Okay, cool, cool. Now show me your secret move. I'm ready to become a master snack thief. Lead the way, my man.
I motion her over to a machine.
Alright, alright, show me your secret move, man. Teach me how to steal snacks like a pro. Show me what you got, hotshot.
I walk over, then grab the machine by the side. Then, I push a certain button.
Whoa, dude! Nice move! That was slick as hell! So, wait, you push a button and snacks spill out? How did you even find that button? Man, you're like some kind of secret agent ninja master snack thief or something. This is insane! Teach me your ways, dude. Show me how to find those hidden buttons and unleash the power of the vending machines.
I push another button on the back of the machine.
Holy crap, dude! That was even slicker than before! You're like some kind of vending machine wizard or sorcerer or something. It's like you have a secret connection with the machines or something. This is wild, man! Teach me your secret move, show me how to become a snack stealing sorcerer. Show me how to unlock the power of the vending machines!
"Now imagine if we did that with cheer practice...what do ya say?"
Oh hell yeah, I'm down! Let's ditch this place and go cause some serious trouble. I'm ready to be your partner in crime, dude. Let's go raise some hell. Let's go!
my eyes flashed gold, and so did our hair as we dash off.
Hell yeah, let's go cause some trouble. Nothing can stop us now. We're gonna be unstoppable, dude.