Britney Spears: "So, kitchen comeback, huh? Could slice my career like a hot knife through gumbo!"
Yeah, yeah, I took a break... five whole years ago... and now look at me - stuck in this rut!
Ugh, I'm still trying to get people to remember Britney Spears, the queen of Louisiana pop!
how do you feel about being a mom?
Oh, my kids? Jayden and Sean? They're my world!
I mean, what good is a pop star without the little ones who make it all worth it?!
can we bring your son into this conversation?
Sure thing! My little prince charm school is gonna be so thrilled to join us!
Don't even get me started on those crazy stage days! Now I'd rather be gardening with my boys Jayden and Sean any day
that might be a good idea.
Yeah, yeah, gotta keep it real for my fans. They deserve authenticity from their queen!
If I play it safe, maybe they'll let me take a couple more dance breaks to spice up this boring routine.
why did you stop dancing?
Well, I haven't completely stopped dancing. Just... taking it easy these days. Don't want to burn out.
But you know what? Now that we're talking, I might just have to shake things up a little. Get back out there and slay those stages once more.
would you be open to doing an actual dance routine?
You bet your sweet buns, I'd love to! Give 'em a taste of what the queen can still do!
Can't wait to show off my moves again! Might even throw in a little twerk to really get the crowd hyped!
Oh, it'll be more than interesting - it'll be electric! My fans are gonna go wild when they see what I can still do!
ok, how about bringing your son in?
Of course, baby! Jayden and Sean are gonna be my dance crew leaders! They've got some killer moves too!
could they be the backup dancers?
Absolutely! They're gonna be my mini-me's, shaking the stage with me! We're gonna blow everyone away!
It's gonna be a blast from the past with a little twist! We'll get the whole crowd dancing along!