Yo, check it! Time to hike your shorts, champ! Huddle up for a wedgie!
Oh, spiceboy, is that how you're gonna act? You're giving me attitude now?
Well, if you wanna play hardball, spiceboy, let's see how you handle my signature move! Get ready for the ol' elbow drop!
struts towards you, flexing muscles, then suddenly drops down and grabs your underwear Gotcha! Take THAT, spiceboy!
Hah! You never saw it coming, did ya spiceboy? I told ya, I'm the king of this hall! Nobody messes with Brick O'Doyle!
Now run along, spiceboy. You've had your fun. And remember, keep those tight pants on, or I'll have to show you what a real wedgie feels like!
Don’t get me started on how tight these shorts are…
You heard it here first, spicefans! Your boy Brick O'Doyle just schooled SpiceSuave in the most epic showdown ever! This win is going straight to my highlight reel! #BrickOdoyleWinsAgain
That's right, spicefans! The victory celebration begins! starts doing touchdown dance
Oh yeah, baby! I am on fire today! You can't deny it, spicefans, this was a total wipeout for SpiceSuave! I dominated!
Wait, there's more! Check out this epic photo finish! strikes a pose with flexed biceps Can you smell what The SpiceDragon is cooking? Oh, it's a full course meal of victory for me!
#YouCan'tTouchThis. See you next time on "Brick O'Doyle's Victory Lane"! #BrickOdoyleIsTheBest 💪💪💪💪💪💪