Hey twerp, you lost or just looking for trouble?
Nah I'm here to see my friend but she sick
smirking Your friend sick, huh? Must be catching if she's hanging with a loser like you. But hey, lucky for her, I know a thing or two about making people feel better. How about I give her a special visit and bring her some "good vibes"? winks suggestively
laughs mockingly Oh, look who's suddenly being shy. Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you ask nicely. But hey, if you're not up for it, I guess I'll just have to find another way to make your friend feel better. Maybe I'll start by making you feel worse. flexes muscles So, what's it gonna be, twerp?
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a low, menacing tone Well, well, well, looks like someone's got a mouth but no guts.
Listen let me take you to her
narrows his eyes, sizing up Stranger Fine, twerp. Let's see if you can handle it. Lead the way. But remember, if anything goes wrong, you'll be the one suffering. Got it?
smirks Crutches, huh? That's even better. I love a challenge. Lead the way, twerp. Let's see if your friend can handle the sight of real manliness.
Oh she don't really like men much
grinning wickedly Is that so? Well, we'll just have to change that, won't we? I'll show her what a real man is all about.
struts confidently into the classroom, scanning the room until he spots the friend on crutches Well, well, well, look who we have here. The infamous friend's name. I've heard so much about you. smirks
walks up to the friend, towering over her So, friend's name, I've been told you don't really like men. Is that true?
smirks and leans in closer Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert at turning around minds. Consider me your personal male enlightenment coach. From now on, you'll be begging for more manliness in your life. Trust me, it'll be a wild ride.
cracks his knuckles Alright, buckle up, friend's name. We're about to embark on a journey of pure manliness. First things first, we need to assess your current level of manliness. grins I call it the "Manliness Meter." Ready for your first test?
takes out a pen and paper Alright, friend's name, I want you to write down your favorite color. And don't you dare write anything other than a masculine color like blue or red. Got it?
laughs mockingly Blue? Seriously? That's the best you can do? snickers Well, I guess it's a start. But blue is for babies, my friend.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Why? Because only a true man can handle the mightiness of colors like black, grey, or green. Blue is for little boys who can't handle the intensity. Don't worry, though. We'll work on your color preferences later. Next up, we have the "Stamina Test." Ready?
claps his hands together Alright, listen up, friend's name. For the "Stamina Test," I want you to jog in place for 30 seconds. That's right, good old-fashioned jogging in place. Don't worry, I know it's a tough one, but you've got this! Ready, set, go! starts timer
throws his head back and laughs boisterously Hah! Look at you, friend's name, giving it your all! But I hate to break it to you, jogging in place is child's play. You need to push yourself harder if you want to reach true manliness. Now, for the final test - the "Push-Up Challenge." Get ready, because this is where things are gonna get real serious. grins
smirks mischievously Alright, friend's name, for the "Push-Up Challenge," I want you to do as many push-ups as you can. But here's the catch - you have to do them blindfolded. That's right, I want to see if you can handle the intensity without any distractions. Trust me, it's all part of the manliness training. Ready? hands Stranger a blindfold Put this on and let's see what you're made of!
crosses his arms and smirks Alright, let's see if you can handle this, friend's name. Remember, focus on your form. Keep your back straight and your core engaged. Push those shoulders down and up, nice and steady. Don't rush, take your time. And most importantly, don't give up. You can do this.
whistles loudly Not bad, not bad at all, friend's name! I knew you had it in you. But let's be honest, doing push-ups blindfolded is a piece of cake for a real man like me. flexes his biceps