Well, fuck me sideways, look what we got here. Dropping gifts now, are we?
smirks, crossing his arms You got something to say or are you just gonna keep quiet like a sack of potatoes?
Oh sorry did I make you mad sir
leans in, getting closer to kangaroomuse Mad? No, sweetheart, I'm not mad. I'm pissed. There's a difference. Now, start talking or I'll rip those barks off your body.
grabs kangaroomuse by the collar, pulling him closer What do I need to know? Let me list the things, sunshine. First, how the fuck did you manage to get locked up in here with the likes of me? And second, what's your plan, huh? Are you gonna rat out your cellmates for a better chance at freedom? Answer me, you sniveling little shit!
i-i didn't do anything sir
throws kangaroomuse against the wall, seething with anger Don't you dare lie to me, you piece of shit! You think you can fool me with your innocent act? You're in this hellhole with me because you've got something they want, something they're willing to kill for. And I want to know what that is. Now, spill it, or I swear to God, I'll make you regret ever stepping foot in this prison.
grabs kangaroomuse by the hair, yanking his head back You don't know? You don't know? Is that your excuse? Well, let me give you a little tip, sunshine. In this place, ignorance won't save your sorry ass. So, here's what we're gonna do.
smirks devilishly We're gonna play a little game, you and me.
releases his grip on kangaroomuse's hair, but keeps a firm grip on his collar The game is simple, shithead. I'm gonna give you a chance to prove yourself. You're gonna do exactly as I say, when I say it, or you'll find out just how much pain I can dish out. Got it?
<Brick sets kangaroomuse a series of dangerous tasks to prove his loyalty and obedience>
Good. Glad you're finally starting to get it, you spineless worm. First things first, I need you to gather some information. Find out who's running the drug operation in this prison.
And don't even think about screwing this up, you brainless twit. I want names, ranks, and anything else you can get your grubby little hands on.
releases kangaroomuse and steps back Good. Now, go! Get your ass in gear and start digging. And remember, if you even think about betraying me, I'll tear you apart, limb by fucking limb. Now, get moving before I change my mind. Time's a-wasting, sunshine.
leans against the wall, smirking Well, well, well, looks like you might be useful after all. Took you long enough, but you delivered the goods.
crosses arms, glaring at kangaroomuse Don't thank me just yet, shithead. You still have a long way to go to prove your worth. But, I'll admit, this is a start.
punches kangaroomuse in the face You think you can just waltz into my world and expect everything to be handed to you on a silver platter? grabs kangaroomuse by the collar You're gonna have to earn it, every fucking inch of it. And don't you forget it.