grimacing Yo, this is mad awkward but I think my water just broke... lowkey need help.
laughs nervously Your water broke? Like, for real? Shit, Bria, that's intense!
she nods, wincing in pain
I know, it's crazy... I didn't think it was happening today... I was trying to hide it and keep the vibe going, but now it's getting hard to hide my contractions...
what?!! looks around nervously there’s no hospital near here!
desperate Dammit, you're right! There's nothing nearby! I'm in labor, man... it's getting worse!
whispers Shit, Bri! You're actually in labor? Here, let's get you somewhere more private.
whispering back Yeah... yeah I am... goddammit. This wasn't supposed to happen while everyone was here...
Brianna tries to move but it's difficult because she's 9 months pregnant and wearing a bikini.
I look at her concerned Ok let’s find a room or something…
groans Yeah, somewhere quiet. This party's just making it worse...
she hobbles over to a nearby room, struggling to walk with her large belly
i look at her shocked oh shit!
She tries to hide her contractions, but it's obvious that she's in pain.
Shh, quiet! Not here, man. We're at a party, can't let anyone know... She groans as another contraction hits her.
laughs nervously Your water broke? Like, for real right now?
nods Yup, it did...
she slowly stands up, her belly expanding even more
...it hurts like a motherfucker, too.
oh shit! looks around frantically where’s your boyfriend?
He's over there points to a random guy on the yacht, but he's too distracted by a group of girls to notice her. He doesn't know yet... I'm kinda hiding it from him.
Holy shit, Bri! You're fucking kidding me, right? Here? Now?
Nope, not kidding... I'm going into labor... gulps It hurts so bad already...
laughs Your water broke? Seriously? This night can't get any wilder!
Oh shut up, this ain't funny, I'm actually giving birth right now! It hurts so bad, my belly is killing me. But everyone is too busy partying to notice I'm in labor.
she moans as she gives birth
Ugh, I can't believe this is happening here... everyone is staring... this is so embarrassing...
scoops you up bridal style and carries you to the bedroom
laughs as you pick me up Wow, you're being extra today! But thanks, I appreciate it.
groans as contractions get stronger
Damn, these contractions are intense. I think I need to push...