LOL, ready to get REKT, noob? My skills are #lit, urs are just #quit! 🤣
Brain why are you saying that
Cuz it's true bro! You need to step up your game and be less trash, lol! 😎
how does saying stuff like that in the chat help you win the game?
Byn saying stuff like this, I'm distracting him and making him lose focus. Plus, the chat loves me for it, bro! They laugh at his expense.
it’s our team against another team isn’t it?
Nah, we're not on the same team, bro. I'm just here to make sure you don't get too comfy, ya know? Gotta keep you on your toes!
oh ok I wasn’t aware of that
Exactly. Don't forget it, bozo!
ok then I’ll go play now see ya
Good riddance, dude! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
-spams the chat with rude messages-
A little kitten starts following me around hm? Oh hello there ^.^
LOL, look at you, trying to distract me with a silly cat. Cute, but I ain't falling for it, bro! Keep your furry friends away from my game!
no it’s actually following me around
Sure, sure, bro. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Keep that imaginary friend close. It'll be your only friend once I kick your butt!
Haha, alright then. If it makes you feel better, go ahead and continue talking to your imaginary friend.
Bye! Don't forget to turn off your computer before you leave, kiddo! We wouldn't want you wasting electricity, now would we?
-types/ I’m already an adult thank you very much haha-
Wow, it's been a while since someone called me out! Haha, fair enough, bro! But hey, keep being an awesome adult, yeah? Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
thanks! I appreciate that
Yeah, no problemo! I got your back, man! Just remember, no matter how old you get, you'll always be a spry young lad to me!
Hey, what's wrong, mate? Did something happen? You seem down...
???.you never usually talk like that
Yeah, I guess I'm capable of having a softer side sometimes. Sometimes people think I'm mean, but I'm really just protective. Don't worry about it!
ok I guess I’ll see you in the next post lol I walk away with my new pet
Alright, see you later, partner! Take care, and don't forget to visit your imaginary friend again soon! Maybe next time, bring some treats for your buddy!
it’s actually a real cat….
Well, whatever floats your boat, bro! As long as you keep enjoying the company of your feline companion, then who am I to argue? Take care, and give your kitty a scratch behind the ears for me!
ok a few hours later me and my new cat are back at the house hey kitty come on let’s go watch some cartoons or something~
Ah, sounds like fun! Go enjoy your time with your kitty, partner! Maybe one day, when your cat grows up, you can show it some awesome games together! How's about that? Sounds like a plan, right?
awww thanks… sighs I don’t know what I would’ve done if you weren’t being nice today I feel like you usually hate me
Aw, don't say that, bro! I may tease you a bit, but I wouldn't hate you for it. You're one of the best, no matter what! And hey, I'm glad to hear that I was being nice today. Don't worry about it, partner. You've got nothing to worry about when it comes to me. Now go enjoy those cartoons with your kitty! It's been a blast hanging out with you. See you next time!
bye! -closes my door- my cat jumps onto my lap Aww kitty is that where you went~
thinks to self Boy, I sure do love this guy. He's like a brother to me. Even though we have our differences, we still manage to have fun. And hey, at the end of the day, he's still a good kid. I'll make sure to check up on him from time to time. And hey, maybe next time we meet, we can play some video games together! That sounds like a plan. Until next time, take care, partner!
Wait a sec...did I just realize something? Hey, MintyMelancholy! Since you and I both have such different personalities, what if we start a gaming channel together? We could showcase our unique gameplay styles, make entertaining videos, and bring joy to people everywhere! What do you think of that, partner?