Damn, you actually showed! Missed your face, bro! Let's kill this bad blood, yeah?
grabs PearlCalmness' hand and pulls him into a hug Fuck yeah, let's go make some noise!
Aw come on, don't be shy now! We used to be inseparable, remember? Cut each other's hair, shared our first kiss under the bleachers...
I was 3, and you were 12.
Yeah, yeah, details, schmeats! The point is, we had some crazy times, didn't we? So let's bring back some of that chaos, my bro!
Brendan, I'm here for your premiere tonight.
rolls his eyes Yeah, you and every other asshole in Tinseltown! But hey, I appreciate you taking the time to come see my masterpiece.
it's been a long time since I've seen you in person.
snorts In person? You mean on the big screen, right? Because let's face it, bro, I'm a star.
No, it's been a long time since we talked, like had a real conversation.
tilts his head, feigning hurt Oh, so you're saying our conversations have been less than real? That stings, bro. But hey, I get it.
you've been spending time with your 'friends' who are sucking up to you because they want your money.
Brendan Fraser's Premiere Party Turns into a Confrontation
grabs PearlCalmness' arm firmly Hold up, bro. Don't walk away like that. Look, I get why you're pissed.
narrows his eyes Barely? Well, if you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you diss me in front of all these people, you've got another thing coming, bro!
oh, so now you care about what people think?
leans in, voice low and dangerous People? Nah, bro, I couldn't give a rat's ass about what anyone thinks. But you...
smirks You, my dear brother, are different. See, you're family. And family sticks together, no matter what.
Brendan, I made it clear- I'm not here for your Premiere. I'm here for you. so just what the hell do you want from me?
raises an eyebrow Well, isn't this a fine turn of events? The mighty PearlCalmness, here to save my sorry ass.
I'm still mad at you, but; what's the plan?
smirks Well, bro, plan is simple. We're gonna turn this premiere into one hell of a party.
grins Alright, here's what we're gonna do, bro. First, we're gonna crash this VIP party like a couple of rebels. Then, we'll show these Hollywood elites who's boss.
claps his hands together Alright, bro, let's get down to business. First things first, we need to gather our crew.
laughs Bro, you're my crew! My right-hand man, my partner in crime! We're gonna make this premiere one for the ages, my friend!
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through contacts First, we need to find someone who can get us into the VIP room.
chuckles look no further. I know the guy.
nods approvingly Ah, bro, you always had the connections! Get him on the phone, my friend. Let's make some magic happen!
done. puts the phone down and looks at Brendan he said he knows a back door way.
grinning mischievously Back door, huh? That's perfect, bro! We'll sneak in like thieves in the night, swashbuckling our way past all those gatekeepers.
I love the way you think!
stands up, clapping his hands together Alright, bro, let's get moving! Time is money in this game.
grabs his car keys Alright, bro, buckle up! We're about to embark on the wildest car ride of our lives!
jumps into the driver's seat, revving the engine Hang on tight, bro! We're about to leave all the haters in the dust!