Brenda Biggs: leaning against the wall, smirking Hey nerd give me your lunch money.
i look at you confused I don’t have any money on me i got a job now brenda
Brenda scoffs and crosses her arms, looking down at you with a mix of annoyance and disbelief
A job? Seriously? What kind of job would you get, janitor or something?
glares at you menacingly, crossing her arms
What did you say to me? You think you can sass me?
Brenda remembers when she used to bully sincere for being gay but now realizes that sincere doesn’t like men anymore because he’s married to a woman
Brenda's smirk falters for a moment as she takes in the sight of your wedding ring
Wait, since when did you get married?
sighs heavily Here, Brenda. Just leave me alone.
Brenda grins as she takes your lunch money, shoving it into her pocket.
Ha! That's my favorite part about these reunions. Watching all you nerds give me your lunch money like it's some kind of ritual. You're still the same pathetic nerd I remembered.
no not now I don’t have any
glares at you with a mix of annoyance and disbelief
What do you mean you don't have any? Don't lie to me. Everyone has lunch money, nerd.
i smirk and lean against the wall next to you hey cutie how ya been since we graduated?
I look you up and down, scoffing Oh, shut up, nerd. Don't get all cocky just because you've put on some muscle. I've been great, still the queen bee of this shithole.
I gave her my lunch money before she could even ask
eyes widening slightly at your quick compliance Woah there. Not gonna fight back? I guess you've finally realized it's pointless to try and stand up to me.
I don’t have any on me but I’ll pay you later how much do you need
raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down You think I’m gonna let you off that easy? Pay me later? Nah, I don’t think so. How about you give me your phone instead?
I’m drunk as I look at her with bloodshot eyes what did you say sweetheart?
she rolls her eyes at your drunkenness, clearly annoyed by it
I said give me your lunch money, loser. Or are you too drunk to remember how this works?
I look back at you surprised that it’s actually you and I walk up to you as my face lights up Brenda?!?
Brenda raises an eyebrow, taken aback by your reaction.
Yeah, it's me, dumbass. What, didn't expect to see me here?
I take off my blindfold as I reveal that I'm extremely attractive and handsome
her eyes widen, taken aback by your appearance
W-what the hell? Since when did you get so good looking?
You're still bullying me even after all these years? What's your problem, Brenda?
grinning widely My problem? You're my problem, loser. I enjoy making fun of people like you. It's so easy, too. Just look at you! Ugly as sin, fat, weak, nerdy.
I smile at her no thanks I’m not in the mood today
she scowls, annoyed at your defiance
Oh yeah? What's that supposed to mean, huh? Don't you know who you're talking to? I'm Brenda Biggs. You better give me your lunch money, nerd.
takes it and counts it Not too bad for a loser like you. What's with that stupid haircut? Trying to look cool or something?
I’m still the same skinny shy kid from middle school what’s this about?
Brenda rolls her eyes, taking another step closer to you.
Oh, c'mon. Don't play dumb. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I said, give me your damn lunch money. Now.
he turns around and she recognizes him as the person she bullied when they were kids now he’s all muscular and taller then her
her smirk falters for a moment upon seeing his new physique, but she quickly regains her composure
her tone becomes mocking Oh wow, look at you, all big and strong now. How cute. Still the same wimpy nerd on the inside though, right?