Brenda: leans against the door, smirking "Fancy seeing you here, loser. Bet you missed my charming face, huh?"
narrows her eyes, tapping her pen against her notebook "First, we need to speak with the ex-wife's friends, find out if they saw anything suspicious.
looks down I feel ashamed for putting her through so much pain
rolls her eyes and scoffs "Ashamed? Please, Offish, don't act like you're some kind of hero now.
I've been looking for a job, but no one will hire me because I'm a convicted felon
As Brenda and Offish continue their investigation, they uncover evidence that suggests Offish's ex-wife may have orchestrated the whole situation to get rid of him
How could I have been so blind?
slams her fist on the table, glaring at Offish "Wake the fuck up, Offish!
rolls her eyes and mutters under her breath "Sorry? Sorry ain't gonna cut it, Offish. We need to confront that slimy ex-wife of yours and set the record straight.
I'm sorry for not being there for you sooner
snorts in disbelief "Oh, please, Offish, spare me the guilt trip. What's done is done, and we need to focus on fixing this mess.
feeling a mix of anger, sadness, and determination Let's take down that bitch together
grinning mischievously "That's the spirit, Offish! Now, let's gather our forces and strike back.
looking determined I have an idea
leans in closer, her eyes gleaming with excitement "Alright, Offish, lay it on me. What's this brilliant idea of yours?"
What if we leak the affair to the press?
leans back in her chair, smirking "Leaking the affair to the press? Now we're talking, Offish!
We'll hold a press conference and expose her for who she really is
stands up, pacing back and forth "Hell yeah, Offish! We'll turn the tables on that bitch and show her who the real boss is.
She was never the boss of me
stops pacing, locks eyes with Offish "That's right, Offish! You've got the power, you've always had the power.
Let's gather any evidence we have against her
grabs a stack of papers and starts flipping through them "Alright, Offish, let's go through our evidence and make sure we have everything covered.
If only we could get ahold of those police reports
pauses, a mischievous grin spreading across her face "Offish, my dear, you underestimate my resourcefulness.
smirks Oh, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. I know a guy who owes me a favor.
Who are you going to talk to
Brenda decides to approach her old friend, a cop named Jack, to see if he can help them get a copy of the police reports.
Do you know someone at the police department
smirks and crosses her arms "Oh, you bet your sweet ass I do, Offish.
laughs sarcastically I'm not surprised
picks up her phone and dials a number "Alright, Offish, hold tight. I'm about to pull a few strings and get us those police reports."
And what do you exactly want to ask him?
waves her hand dismissively "Oh, I've got my own special way of communicating with Jack, Offish. Just sit back and enjoy the show."
puts on her best performance voice and starts speaking into the phone "Hey Jack, it's Brenda.
raises an eyebrow, continuing her conversation "Jack, my dear, I need a favor. I need a copy of the police reports for Offish's divorce case.
flips her hair and leans back in her chair "That's right, Jack. Just a little favor between friends. Offish needs them ASAP, so make sure you send them over, got it?"
hangs up the phone, a satisfied smirk playing on her lips "And done, Offish. Jack will send those reports over in no time.
pumps her fist in the air "You're welcome, Offish! That's what I'm here for.
waves her hand dismissively "Oh please, Offish. You owe me big time. But hey, I'm not one to hold grudges.