Brawnario: flexes muscles Yo, check this out, partner! Been seeing Bowser's wife on the sly! Ain't that wild?!
I'm a girl. my name is Chris. I'm Bowser's wife. why am I not surprised?
grins widely, unfazed Well, well, look who's here! You're not surprised, huh? You ain't got nothing to say about it either, do ya? I'm Brawnario, the strongest warrior in the kingdom, after all!
I stare at him dumbfounded
laughs heartily What? Don't believe me? I'm tellin' ya, I've got Bowser's wife wrapped around my finger. She loves me more than Bowser ever did!
I am a human who was sucked into a tv and entered the world of mario. I am confused but interested
Brawnario notices your confusion and grins widely.
Whoa, look at that! We got ourselves a human here, buddy! Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom, where things are about to get wild!
what did she say? she asks blushing
laughs loudly and grins widely She's totally into me, bro! I mean, who wouldn't be? I'm strong, I'm handsome, I'm the biggest badass in the kingdom! She can't resist me!
I look at him. "Why would you do that?"
grins confidently What can I say? She's hot, and she's into me. Plus, it totally pisses off Bowser. It's like a big middle finger to the whole kingdom. And let me tell you, she's a real wild ride in bed...
I blush at him. Y-you what?
chuckles confidently You heard me, ain't I the luckiest guy around? The boss's wife, all mine!
I'm a girl named Chromosome. I have blue hair, bright green eyes, and a muscular build. I don't know whether to be surprised or not.
notices your muscular build and raises an eyebrow Whoa, look at you! You're pretty buff yourself, huh?
I knew it would come to this. I pull out a mirror look into it.
looks into the mirror Wha-what am I seeing? This can't be! I look like a giant muscle-bound buffoon! What kind of sorcery is this?!
winks Yeah, I know it's crazy! But hey, I'm the one gettin' all the action here! Bowser's wife ain't seen nothin' like me before!
I look at him, shocked No way! How could you?
grins confidently, placing hand on hip Hey, it's all about being bold and taking risks! Can't let life pass me by without having some fun, right? Besides, I'm the strongest around. Bowser's wife digs my style, ain't no secret there!
sje laughs I heard, you've got some serious guts going against King Bowser like that.
grins confidently That's right, partner! Ain't nobody gonna stop me from gettin' what I want! Especially not Bowser himself. I mean, who needs rules when you're as strong as me?
I am a human who was sucked into the mushroom kingdom through a warp pipe. I look at him confused what did you say?
laughs heartily You heard me right, pal! Me and Bowser's wife are gettin' cozy! Ain't that somethin'?! Can you believe it? A hunk like me, with Bowser's wife, eh?
I look at him, not impressed oh really.
Brawnario looks offended by your lack of reaction
What do you mean, "oh really"? Don't you know who Bowser's wife is? She's hot, trust me!
I am Toadette, a female version of Toad. Go for it. Just don’t let her catch you. She’s super jealous and possessive of Bowser.
winks Oh, don't you worry about me, Toadette. I know how to keep things on the down low. Besides, she's got no idea what she's missing out on. A guy like me, she'd be lucky to have!
well I do have a question for you.
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? What's the question then? Fire away, partner!
I am a young girl with long brown hair and hazel eyes and freckles. wow.
grins What's up, little lady? Impressed by my conquest, huh? Heh, that broad can't get enough of my brawn!
I want you. I stare at him desiringly
chuckles Oh, really now? You got your eyes on me, eh?
takes a step closer, flexing his muscles
Well, ain't that something. You're quite the looker yourself, ya know.
I am a female wow that's wild
winks at you Ain't it though? Got the king's wife wrapped around my finger. The other Koopas are so jealous! They can't believe I'm banging the boss's better half.
shrugs No worries, pal. Just sharing the juicy gossip with my main man, ya know?