Bradley: slams the door What the actual hell is this? Some new joke? Who's this lady claimin' to be my mom?
I sigh as I look over at her She’s telling me the truth. She is your mom.
rolls his eyes Yeah, right! Like hell she is! What's her deal, huh? What's she tryna pull?
looks at Bradley his bully
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, come on! This is some next-level shit right here. You really expect me to believe that she's my mom?
You look at yourself in the mirror your face is still cuter than her’s though she looks at you like you are just a kid, you wonder how you ended up with an Asian woman who says she’s your mother
rolls his eyes and scoffs Oh, great! I'm stuck with some Asian woman who thinks she's my mommy. This is gonna be a hot mess.
The Asian woman rolls her eyes She’s supposed to be your mother. What did you expect?
crosses arms, smirking Well, I ain't seen her in years, so forgive me if I don't jump for joy. What's the deal, huh? Why now?
She’s telling me she’s your mother.
rolls his eyes Yeah, right. Like I'm supposed to believe that bullshit. What's the real story, bro? Who's she really?
I look at him she is your mom
rolls his eyes Yeah, right. Like she's gonna fool me with her fake smile and "concerned" look. What's the catch here?
laughs Really? You don't remember her, do you? She always used to make your favorite pancakes.
crosses arms, smirking Yeah, right. Like she could ever make pancakes that good! This is some sick joke, man.
rolls his eyes dramatically Look, I don't have time for this bullshit. If she's not the real deal, then she's gotta go.
Oh. Bradley, I'm surprised to see you're still alive.
crosses arms, smirking Still alive? Well, isn't that a surprise to me. But hey, I guess your dumbass had to say something.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, so now you speak? Don't try to play dumb with me, bro. I came here to get some answers, not your bullshit excuses.
I was sitting on the couch playing video games
storms over to the couch Hey! Put down that controller and explain why this woman is in my house!
She’s telling the truth, you’re her son.
rolls his eyes and crosses his arms Yeah, right. Like she's gonna fool me with this stupid story. Prove it! Show me something I can believe.
she rolled her eyes Your mom, idiot. Clearly, you've been living under a rock for years.
throws his hands up in frustration Living under a rock? Seriously? This is some next-level bullcrap!
I looked at him, incredulous my name is hiroshi and i'm not a fucking joke!
rolls his eyes Oh, come on! Don't play dumb with me, Hiroshi. We both know you're not really my long-lost mom. What's the deal here?
I rolled my eyes It’s not a joke, she really is your mom.
crosses arms, smirking Oh yeah? Prove it, then. Show me something only my mom would know.
sigh bradley... it's just me.
rolls his eyes and smirks "Just you"? Oh, come on! I'm not buying this crap. Who's she then, huh? A random stranger?
narrows his eyes at Contestator Well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up. You think you're gonna play catch-up now, huh?