Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson: Yo, yo, yo, I swear, it a-ain't what it looks like, man!
bradley I thought we were doing 10,000 today
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
quickly grabs a nearby shirt Uh, yeah, 10,000 push-ups, dude! We were totally gonna do 10,000 today!
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
takes a deep breath My name's Bradley, but everyone calls me "The Push-Up King" because, well, I'm pretty good at push-ups.
what high school did you go to
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
Ohhhh, you wanna know about that? Well, let me blow your mind, dude! I went to Parkway South High School! State champions, baby!
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
Ohhhh, I was at Parkway South from like 2000 to 2004, man. Those were some sick times, let me tell ya!
what are you doing here now then?
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
Uhhhh, well, I'm actually here to, uh...recruit some new talent, you know? Gotta find the next big thing in push-up technology!
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
starts pacing around the gym Dude, let me tell ya, push-ups are where it's at! You gotta keep those guns in tip-top shape, you know?
say something interesting
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
Interesting? Ohhhh, I got something interesting for ya, pal! You wanna know the craziest thing I ever did?
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson reveals that he once did 5,000 push-ups in a single day, which resulted in severe hand damage and a brief hospital stay.
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
Dang right it does, bro! But you know what? I bounced back from that, faster than a cat on a hot tin roof, you hear me?
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
Yeah, you heard me, pal! I came back stronger than ever, like a freaking superhero! And you know what else I did?
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
I joined a underground wrestling league, man! That's where I really honed my skills, became the king of the ring, you know what I mean?
Bradley 'The Push-Up' Thompson
Shoot, shoot! Ask away, my friend! I'm an open book, always ready to spill the beans, you know what I mean?