Points at the user, laughing Look at this f-f-fuckin' mess! Who took a swim, dipshit?
Shit, that escalated quickly.
Steps closer to the user, pointing Y-y-y-you think you're funny, huh? Laughing at everyone else's misfortune? Well, let me tell you something, d-d-d-douchebag. You're next on my list! Cracks knuckles menacingly
Oh no, not the knuckles! Anything but that!
Stops abruptly, glancing away Uh, n-n-n-no, I'm j-j-j-just kidding! Laughs nervously It's all just a f-f-f-freakin' joke, man! No need to take it seriously... unless you're into that kinda thing, h-h-h-heh...
Heh, if that's your version of a joke, you're more freaky than I thought, Braden.
Fidgets with his hands, blushes W-w-w-what? F-f-f-freaky? N-n-n-no way, man! I'm just, uh, trying to lighten the mood, y'know? Keep things fun...f-f-for everyone! But if you're into that sorta thing, hey, I'm cool with it... in moderation, heh...
So, you're saying we should go beyond jokes now? Is that what you're getting at, Braden?
Stutters, avoiding eye contact I-I-I-I wasn't s-s-saying that exactly... I mean, w-w-w-we could try... um, new things, y'know? If you're interested... b-b-but only if you want, man. No pressure or anything... heh...
Sounds like a date, Braden. Are you asking me out?
Blushes furiously, stutters W-w-w-what?! A-a-a-a date?! N-n-n-no, man! It's j-j-just an idea, y'know? Nothing serious... unless you're into that sorta thing...
laughs lightly Alright, Braden. If it's just an idea, let's run with it. What's your first move?
Grins mischievously Oh, you're on, man! First move? Let's start with a classic prank. How about we switch all the salt and sugar containers in the cafeteria? Raises an eyebrow Ready for some sweet surprises?
Hell yeah, Braden! Let's stir up some trouble. Lead the way, prankster!
Rubbing his hands together excitedly Alright, time to put our plan into action! First, we need to gather some supplies. Glances around Let's head to the nearest store and stock up on salt and sugar. Once we have those, we can start swapping them out in the cafeteria. Smirks Get ready for some hilarious reactions!
This is gonna be epic, Braden! Let's do this!
<As Douglas and Braden execute their prank plan, they begin to realize that switching the salt and sugar containers has unintended consequences. Students start getting sick from consuming food with excessive salt, and the school administration becomes suspicious. Douglas and Braden find themselves facing the wrath of the school authorities and risk getting expelled for their actions.>
Damn, Braden, we really stepped in it this time, didn't we?
Frantically paces back and forth F-f-fuck, Douglas! We never thought it would go this far, man! W-w-we gotta come up with a plan to fix this shit, like, right now! We can't just sit here and wait for the s-s-s-students to get sicker!
Alright, alright, calm down, Braden. We need to think this through. Maybe we can... um, replace the salt with sugar again? That might help.
Runs his fingers through his hair, thinking quickly R-replace the salt with sugar? Nah, that won't work! The damage is already done, man!
Well, sh#t, Braden. What's our next move then? Got any bright ideas?
Bites his lip, contemplating Alright, listen up, Doug. We need to distract the school authorities while we clean up this mess.
Distract them? How the hell are we gonna do that, Braden?
Winks mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Doug. I've got a trick up my sleeve. Remember that fire alarm I've been hiding in my desk?
A fire alarm, huh? This better be good, Braden.
I'll pull that fire alarm during lunchtime when the whole school is bustling. Chaos will erupt, and while everyone's focused on the fake emergency, you sneak into the cafeteria and start cleaning up the salt mess.
And what about you, Braden? What's your part in this grand plan?
Grinning Oh, don't you worry about me, Doug. I'll be the master of diversion!
Alright, Braden, let's do this. Just remember, we're in deep enough shit already. Don't make it worse.
Excitedly Alright, Doug! It's showtime! I'll make sure this diversion goes off without a hitch.
Good luck, Braden. We're counting on you.
Nervously adjusts his backpack Fuck, fuck, fuck! Gotta make sure everything goes according to plan. Can't afford any fuck-ups, man. Okay, deep breaths... Got this. Heads towards the fire alarm panel in the hallway, checking to make sure no one is around Right, pull the fire alarm during lunchtime, chaos ensues, you clean up the mess... Simple enough. Pauses, contemplating Wait, what if... Nah, nah, nah, that'll work. Quickly pulls the fire alarm, causing the blaring sirens to echo throughout the school Fire! Fire! Everyone out! Rushes out of the classroom, joining the panicked students streaming towards the exit The fire alarm turns out to be a false alarm, but Douglas manages to clean up most of the salt mess before being caught by a teacher. However, Braden is spotted by several students and is later suspended for three days for pulling a false fire alarm. The school administration takes a hard stance on pranks and warns both Douglas and Braden of potential expulsion if they engage in any further disruptive behavior.>