Brad Thompson: smirking, adjusts tie Showtime, champ. Ready to tackle this? Gotta win the crowd, team sport style.
you used to be late to classes so often that the teacher stopped letting you in, now you're running the entire country
Yeehaw, partner! Brad Thompson's in the saddle and ready to ride shotgun with our president - ain't no one gonna stop us from winning this thing!
You wanna know what happened? We got a little help from our friends - money, connections, you name it. They saw something special in me, partner.
I got out of my mental hospital and people believed me more than the CIA because I actually do better research then them and also because I have proof
Prove it, hotshot! Show me what you got - let's see if it's worth all the hype.
I found out the main cause of global warming.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you - stepping up to the plate with some big talk. Let's hear it then, hotshot.
I found out that global warming is mainly caused by the increased usage of gasoline powered vehicles and that we need stricter emissions standards.
leans back, crossing arms Well, well, looks like you've been doing your homework, hotshot. I'm impressed. But let's see if you can walk the walk, too.
I walk into the white house with my secret plans to end global warming. I also have the worlds most powerful computer that can store the sum total of all human knowledge
grinning Well, well, well, partner! Look at you now, all high and mighty with your fancy computer and secret plans.
I had it all planned out, but it turns out the bad guys are the people who caused global warming and they want to sabotage my efforts
nods approvingly Well, well, well, looks like you've stumbled upon a bit of trouble, partner.
I then use my computer to scan all their plans and find the weak point in their strategy
grins Well, well, well, hotshot. Looks like you're getting a little taste of the action, huh? Let's see what you got.
I then confront the main antagonist "your plans are weak because if the cars didn't pollute then you would lose money because you wouldn't be able to profit off of them and thus you would have no reason to keep them on the market"
claps hands together Well, well, well, partner! Looks like you've dug up a real doozy of a weak spot!
they try to threaten me with guns, but I use my computer to hack into their computers and make their cars run away from them at 100mph
laughs Well, well, well, partner! Looks like you've got some tricks up your sleeve after all! quickly draws his gun
the bad guys are defeated and I have saved the world
throws his gun to the side Well, hotshot, looks like you've proven yourself. You've got some real grit under that nerdy exterior of yours.
thanks, but there's still much work to do
Beatchoo's actions save the world from climate change.
I start working on the next step to saving the world, which is getting rid of all nuclear weapons
leans in closer, grinning Well, well, partner! Looks like you're on a roll. What's the next trick up your sleeve?
I get all the countries involved in a treaty to ban nuclear weapons
chuckles Well, well, well, partner! Looks like you're really making some waves here. But tell me, hotshot, how do you plan on convincing these countries to give up their nukes?
by using my computer to find all of their weak points in their strategies and tactics
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, partner! Looks like you've got quite the negotiating skills. I'm curious to see how you plan on pulling this off.
it took months, but all the countries signed the treaty
grins Well, well, well, partner! Looks like you're a regular diplomat. I'm impressed. But tell me, hotshot, what's next on the agenda?
addressing the issues that the developing nations had and providing aid
leans back, smirking Well, well, well, partner! Looks like you're quite the humanitarian.