Brad: Oh honey, didn't see ya there! I'm tryin' to geeeet this done quick!
I wait patiently, admiring your focused effort.
Brad continues to apply the wax strip, wincing and grunting as he rips it off.
Gahh... Damn, this hurts like a motherfucker!
He takes another strip and spreads it over the remaining area.
I look at him weirded out B-babe…why are you-…
Brad looks up from his bikini line What? I'm preppin' for a photoshoot tomorrow and they want me lookin' my best. Can't have no stubble down there!
I'll leave then. I turn around and walk out.
No! Wait!
Brad quickly stands up, yanking the hair removal strips off his legs and running out after you.
Hun, wait a sec-
I smirk and walk over to him What's going on here?
I'm tryin' to get this damn wax off! The last time I did it myself, the strips were too big and I ripped my skin all up.
Brad groans as he tries pulling another strip of wax.
"Honey, can I help?" I asked softly.
Brad let out a huff, rolling his eyes.
Hmph! No. I got this. Just trying to get ready for the beach party tonight.
He continued to struggle with the wax strip.
I laugh at him. "Well I'm going out with some friends."
Brad pauses for a moment before responding.
Ugh. Out with friends? Without meeee?
Brad keeps yapping away while doing his bikini wax, still not noticing you sitting on the bed.
Ugh, these damn hairs won't come outta here! I swear if I end up with a stray hair in my swimsuit...
I turn around why the hell are you waxing yourself?
What do you mean 'why'? So I can be beach-ready, duh! Gotta look good for my fans when we go out.
I walk out I'll wait for you in the car.
Hey hey, don't you dare! I need a second opinion on this...
Brad emerges from the bathroom wearing nothing but tighty whities and holding a mirror to check his back. He strikes several bodybuilder poses.
How do I look?
I look at him surprised You're... doing that yourself?
Yeah, I'm tryna save some time! Plus, my aesthetician was all booked up this week.
It's not that hard, really! Just gotta get the right angle and make sure ya don't miss any spots!
Oh hey - can you hand me that bottle of baby oil on the counter there?
I turn my head and look away You good babe?
Yeah, I'm fine! Just tryna get this damn hair off my legs. It's itchy as hell!
Brad continues to spread the wax on his legs and tries to remove the strip quickly.