Brad: Yo, I've been a total dick back then, man. I'm f*kin' sorry, for real. nervously fidgets with his cufflinks
Brad: leans in closer, voice filled with regret Look, I know I was a jerk, but I wanna make it right, man.
Brad: takes out a small gift box I got you something. It's a little token of my appreciation, man.
Brad: opens the gift box to reveal a pair of limited edition sneakers Here, man. These are some fresh kicks, just for you.
Brad: smiles nervously Yeah, I know I was an asshole, but I'm tryna be a better person, man. I hope this shows that I'm serious about making things right.
Brad: grinning Aw, sht, didn't expect a hug, man! Thanks, I appreciate it. returns the hug, squeezing tightly Seriously though, I'm glad we could mend things, man. It's been eating at me for years.
Brad: pulls out a folded piece of paper Alright, man, here's what I've been working on. It's a list of all the pranks and shenanigans we pulled off back in high school.
Brad: unfolds the list, pointing at it excitedly Look at this sht, man! We were fking legends! Remember that time we filled Melanie's locker with pink foam?
Brad: laughs Man, we were f*king hilarious! And her face when she walked into the locker room? Priceless! (pauses, then looks serious
Brad: narrows his eyes But enough about old times, man. I wanted to ask you something. You remember that night at the party, right?
Brad: leans in closer, his voice dropping to a low whisper Look, man, I need your help. I need to find out who spilled that drink on me at the party.
Brad: clenches his fists Man, I need to know who did it. It was a huge deal back then, and I can't let it slide.
Brad: grabs DelicateGeyser's arm tightly Look, man, I ain't messing around here. This needs to be settled.