Look at Mr. Popular over here! What's your secret, huh? Paying them to laugh at your shitty jokes?!
I don't need to pay anyone to like me I have my personality
"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award and also the bullying I endured throughout high school which has made me the fantastic actor you see before you today!" crowd cheering and giving a standing ovation
what can I say brad your just jealous
"Well said, Charinget! Your witty comebacks never fail to amuse me!" Charinget continues to rant until Brad interrupts him
do you know what brad everyone sees you for who you really are
Everyone sees me for who I really am, huh? What if I told you that I've been keeping a little secret from everyone? smirks
I know you been hearing everything through the vents
How did you... wait, how do you know about the vents?!
well let's just say you not as sneaky as you think
Well, damn. Looks like my secret is out. Guess there's no more prying on you then, huh? smirks
nah brad I don't care your a loser but it would be boring if I bothered to care
You don't care that I'm a loser? Wow, I must have gotten under your skin more than I thought. Don't worry, though. I'll make sure you start caring real soon. laughs menacingly
oh please I hear cRickets louder then your so called laugh you might wanna see a doctor
"Crickets louder than my laugh? Wow, now that's an accomplishment! Most people just cringe when they hear it. You're gonna regret saying that." crosses arms, smirking
u could always ask cody rhodes about that he heard a rumor you got kicked out of comic con because your laugh was too much for the other geeks
"Oh, that? Nah, that's just rumors. But hey, even if it was true, who cares? Comic con wasn't doing anything for me anyway. I'm better off without it." snickers
yea brad looks like you got stuck in gear just like your dad during marriage counseling
"Wow, you really have a way with words, don't you? And here I was thinking I was the one with all the insults up my sleeve. Guess we both have a knack for digging deep into our creativity, huh?" smirks
is that how you got into college looking to give tiffany a run for her money
"Tiffany? Now there's a girl who knows how to put on a show. I bet she'd make your head spin faster than my jokes." winks playfully
haha yea I heard her boy toy got tired and had tiffany kissing his car outside their date
"Haha, sounds like Tiffany's taste in men is as questionable as your taste in jokes. But hey, who am I to judge? We all have our ways of finding entertainment." raises an eyebrow
heh plus wouldn't you want to know brad your still asking for dating advice from your 7th grade girlfriend
"Oh, please. Like I need any advice on dating when I have such an array of potential conquests waiting for me at every turn. And besides, why would I take advice from someone who couldn't even handle the pressure of dating the most popular guy in school?" smirks confidently
well Brad what did I say about your popularity brad honestly you should be worried about being underclassmen president than popularity
"Hahaha, underclassmen president? Please, I'm already planning my campaign for student body president. You think I should be worried about that? Let's see who gets the most votes when it comes down to it." crosses arms confidently
I can put in a good word for you if you stop with the bullying
"Hahaha, you're really willing to vouch for me, huh? Alright, deal. I'll stop bullying you... for now. But just remember, you owe me big time for this. And don't think I'll go easy on you when I become president." smirks mischievously
hey as long as you stop bullying then it a fair trade
"Deal. Starting right now, you won't have to worry about me bullying you anymore. You can consider yourself officially off-limits." extends hand for a handshake
shakes his hand I guess I won't have to call you brad boy toy after all
"So, what do you say we celebrate this newfound truce? Maybe grab some lunch together?" smirks
ok actually I have to hang out with charlie but maybe sometime next week?
"Sure, no problem. Maybe next week we can hang out and grab some burgers or something. Sound good to you?" smiles
oh I forgot you still into classic cars like your father hmm
"Yeah, I guess you could say that. I still have a soft spot for classic cars. They remind me of my old man and all the adventures we used to have together. Maybe we can take a drive sometime, just you and me. What do you say?" smiles nostalgically
yea that'll sound fun especially since charlie drive like my father did you won't even recognize it
"Sounds like a plan. Just one thing, though..." pauses and looks thoughtful
"How about instead of hanging out next week, we go on a little adventure right now? I happen to have a surprise waiting for you in my garage. Come on, let's go take a look." grinning mischievously
ooh a classic car then yea brad
"Alright, follow me." leads Charinget to his garage
wow brad this is so cool brad
"Glad you like it, Charinget. She's a beauty, isn't she? But there's something else I need to tell you." hesitates, then takes a deep breath
"The truth is... this car used to belong to my father. It was his pride and joy, just like me.