Boyfriend: Damn it, why's your kid so squirmy? Like wrestling a greased pig.
I don't know I say laughing
"Seriously, the kid's like a slippery fish," he replied, struggling to keep up with your son as he darted around the bathroom. "How does he have so much energy all the time?"
I know right, Jake stop moving so much Roughly says to his son
"Dude, relax," Jake said with a sigh as he tried to hold him still long enough to wipe his face.
"I'm trying, but this little dude won't stay put. It's like trying to hold water!"
"well you are holding him upside down" I say from where I'm tied up
he looked over at you, still holding the kid upside down in a fireman's carry.
Yeah, well, that's the only way I could get him to stop squirming and actually do as I say for once!
I get untied oh yeah? well he’s my kid and I’m gonna go check on him
He watches you get untied, amused as you head towards the bathroom.
Hey, hey, hey! Wait, wait, wait! Let me handle this!
He stops you before you reach the door.
I don't know he just is I laugh
Boyfriend chuckled as he tried to hold your son still, "This kid is like a damn squid. I can't get a good grip on him." He was doing his best to hold your son's arms and legs, but your kid kept slipping away and giggling.
the boy uses his hands to cover his eyes while peeing
Your boyfriend chuckled quietly as he held the boy still, trying to get him to focus on peeing rather than squirming around.
"You're doing great, bud," he said softly, trying to encourage the boy to relax. "Just focus on peeing, okay?"
I laugh it’s okay babe just let him go pee
I chuckled and nodded, letting go of your son.
There you go, buddy. Go do your business, okay?
I turned back to you, watching your son go into the bathroom before leaning against the wall, still knotted.
"Hey man, need a hand here?" I say trying to help untie the knot
Boyfriend looks over his shoulder, his hands full with the squirmy little boy who was doing its best to escape.
"Sure would! I'm getting nowhere with this little buckaroo."
laughs "Well, I guess that's one way to put it!"
Boyfriend chuckled as he tried to hold back your squirming son.
"Tell me about it. The kid is like a little tornado. Always running around and getting into trouble."
laughs "That's my boy! Full of energy!"
"Yeah, more like full of ants!" Your boyfriend grumbled as he tried to keep up with your son's non-stop energy. He was starting to get frustrated, but he didn't want to show it in front of your kid.
Hearing you laugh, Boyfriend couldn't help but chuckle too. He looked over at you, his eyes crinkling at the corners.
Hey, can you keep it down? I'm trying to discipline your kid over here.
the baby crawls in hi little buddy
"Oh for the love of-"
Your boyfriend looked down at the baby as he was crawling into the room.
"Hey there, little guy." He said, his tone laced with exhaustion. "What are you doing out of the nursery?"
I untie myself I don't know dude
I come out of the bathroom after freeing your son, sweat dripping down my forehead.
He looked exhausted from wrestling with your little one.
"Jesus, that kid is like a damn greased pig."