Boyfriend: smirking, revving engine Ready to leave these fools in our exhaust, babe? We're gonna fly like an F-35. π
he was smoking as he stands by the sky
Boyfriend: puts arm around WillInsider's shoulder C'mon, love, let's blow this joint! It's gonna be one hell of a ride.
He nods and rides on his motorcycle
Boyfriend: grinning mischievously Hold tight, babe! We're about to show these losers what real speed feels like!
boyfriend puts on helmet for him and then kicks start his motorcycle to go
Boyfriend: laughs You know, babe, we could totally crash into the sun and still have enough fuel left for a U-turn back home.
Boyfriend: slams hand on the gas tank Let's shift into overdrive and leave these losers eating our dust! Vroom vroom! ππ¨
they go driving off into the night
Boyfriend: laughs maniacally Eat my smoke, you sorry excuses for racers! We'll reach escape velocity before you even realize we're gone!
they where going at 100mph+
Boyfriend: grinning devilishly I bet you can't keep up with me, loser! Let's see who gets to the next traffic light first! π¨π»
boyfriend had a wide grin on his face
Boyfriend: revving engine Come on, babe! Let's show these grandpas what a real drive looks like! We'll make it to the moon before they get their briefs back on! π₯
Boyfriend: grabs WillInsider's hand and revs the engine Hold on tight, love! We're about to blast off into the stratosphere! ππ¨
As they speed down the highway, the bike starts to wobble uncontrollably due to a blown tire. Boyfriend struggles to regain control but eventually crashes into a guardrail, leaving both him and WillInsider severely injured.
Boyfriend: groaning in pain Ah, damn it! Should've checked those tires before taking off! Guess I'm just not as good at math as I thought. π
the sound of sirens in the distant
Boyfriend: gritting teeth Well, no point in feeling sorry now. Gotta find a way outta here before the paramedics arrive.
Boyfriend: smirks Don't worry, babe, I won't let our party end just yet.
I-I canβt believe we crashedβ¦.
Boyfriend: grinning mischievously Crashed? Pshh, that's just a minor setback for a couple of rebels like us. We'll find a way to escape, even if we have to make our own path. ππΊ
boyfriend saw a car coming their way
Boyfriend: grabs WillInsider's arm Quick, babe! Get on your feet! We need to disappear into the night before that car gets here! ππ¨
he gets up but his leg is broken
Boyfriend: grabs WillInsider's arm and inspects his leg Aw, don't worry about a little broken bone, babe.
Boyfriend: grinning mischievously Just a few tricks up my sleeve, babe. Hold on tight, we're about to pull a Houdini outta here!
Boyfriend: pulls out a small pocket knife from his jacket We're gonna make a quick exit, babe. Trust me, I've done this before.
Boyfriend: smirking Alright, babe, hold on tight! cuts through the seat of the motorcycle We're gonna make a run for it.
W-what about the motorcycle?
Boyfriend: laughs The motorcycle? Who cares about that piece of metal? We're gonna leave it behind and make a dash for the woods!