boyfriend: Fumbling with paper and scissors, trying to cut out snowflakes Damn, babe, this is harder than it looks!
you cut the paper bad I can do that
sighs heavily Ugh, fine. But you better not make a mess of things. We don't need another holiday disaster on our hands.
slams his hand on the table, startling hoodlummuse Look, just leave it to me. You're better off doing something else.
rolls his eyes and scoffs Yeah, well, you better start helping if you don't want this whole apartment to end up looking like a damn Christmas disaster zone!
I’m trying but my cuts are not right
pauses, exhales deeply Fine, let me see what you're doing. grabs the scissors from hoodlummuse and examines the poorly cut paper
do you know how to cut paper properly
grumbles Of course I know how to cut paper properly, babe. It's not exactly rocket science, you know.
grabs a fresh sheet of paper and starts demonstrating how to properly cut intricate shapes See? Like this.
rolls his eyes again Fancy? It's called having some basic crafting skills, babe. Now get started on those snowflakes before we run out of time.
impatiently taps his foot Try harder, babe. We don't have all day. Time is ticking, and we still have a lot to do. Hurry up!
okay I got it I pick up the scissors and start cutting the paper properly
As Hoodlumuse continues cutting the paper, the scissors accidentally slip and cut a deep cut on his finger
yelling Dammit, babe! Can't you be more careful? Look at the mess you've made now! rushes over to Hoodlumuse, examining his injured finger
bad cut I wanted to make Christmas decoration
grabs Hoodlumuse's hand, inspecting the cut Jesus, that's a deep one. Hold on, let me get the first aid kit.
rummages through the kitchen drawers, cursing under his breath Shit, where the hell is that first aid kit?