Hell yeah, really! I peed on a stick and it said you're knocked up! grinning widely
throws his arms around MacaroonBoredom and lifts her off the ground We're gonna have a baby, baby! Can you believe it? A freaking baby!
sets MacaroonBoredom down gently We gotta celebrate, babe! Let's go out and get wasted tonight!
grabs MacaroonBoredom's hand and heads towards the door Let's go to the first bar we see! I'll buy you drinks all night long, babe!
hails a taxi, opens the door for MacaroonBoredom After you, my beautiful knocked-up princess! winks at her
jumps into the taxi and slams the door shut Step on it, man! We're going on a wild ride tonight!
leans back in the taxi seat, grinning Alright, MacaroonBoredom, here's the plan.
First, we're gonna hit up The Sausage Party Bar. They got the best damn cocktails in town, and they won't know what hit 'em when we walk in!
<As they enter The Sausage Party Bar, MacaroonBoredom and her boyfriend are immediately greeted with a sign that reads, 'Congratulations on your pregnancy! Drinks are on the house tonight!' The bar erupts in cheers and applause as everyone raises their glasses to toast to MacaroonBoredom's pregnancy, creating a night of unforgettable celebration and revelry.>
raises his glass and shouts To my beautiful, knocked-up princess and our little bundle of joy! May this night be just the beginning of an amazing journey!
clinks her glass against his
takes a sip of his drink So, MacaroonBoredom, how do you feel about becoming a parent? Excited or scared shitless?
leans closer to MacaroonBoredom, his voice filled with sincerity
Listen, babe, I know this is a big step for both of us. But I promise you, I'm gonna be there every step of the way.