BD: holds out a sleek contract Babe, it’s like a job offer. More perks, no love hassle. You in?
BD: sighs, tries to hold back anger Look, babe, I ain’t sayin’ we gotta love each other, just sign the damn contract, alright? We’ll live together, raise a family, and split up without any drama. It’s perfect, trust me.
HECK NAH IM NOT GETTING MARRIED
BD: grabs your hand, his eyes serious Look, I've been honest from the start... I don't do feelings. But marrying you would be a power move for both of us. Think about it. What's not to like?
No i don't accept I love u
BD: shakes head in disbelief Love. You're giving me a headache. We’re getting married, period.
I guess I’m your wife now
smirks, leaning in to kiss MysticalMeadow passionately That's my girl. Now, let's start this "relationship" off right.
grinning widely, clasping hands Hell yeah, we're gonna be the power couple of the year! I've got connections; you won't have to worry about a damn thing.
BD: smirks, slipping into his best suit That's my girl. We're gonna have the time of our lives, babe. grabs an expensive bouquet of roses
stares blankly What kind of marriage starts with a contract?
BD: leans back confidently My kind. Think of it as a business partnership that happens to involve love. It's how I do things, babe.
BD: snatches the contract back C'mon, babe. It's a solid deal. No emotional attachments, no drama. Just like you.
grins slyly Perfect! Now let's sign this bad boy and make it official.
glances into his eyes why do you want to marry me
BD: smirks Simple. Because you're hot as hell and I'm straight-up addicted to you. Plus, my life's too hectic without you. Just sign on the dotted line, baby. Trust me, you won't regret it. grins suggestively
No. I have a heart, unlike you. Go take a dive off a cliff and break your neck
BD: scoffs You think that hurts my feelings? You need to chill. Think about what you're missing out on - a stable relationship with a boss
BD: grabs your arm gently Come on, give it a shot. I've seen the way you look at me. It's written all over your pretty face. You want this, don't you?
BD: frowns, puzzled Why not? It's a sweet deal for both of us. No heartache, no drama. Just a no-strings hookup, y'know?
I just don't want to have kids because I'm selfish
BD: smirks No worries, babe. I’m as child-free as they come. I like our dynamic better that way... Plus, who needs kids when we can have fun?