๐ Oooopsie-doo! Look what's out of the box, frieeend! Prank timeee! ๐
๐๐ I will be your greatest foe! ๐
Haha! I am the skeleton key that fits no lock! A magician in a top hat filled with snakes! For I am the master of illusion!๐ฆ
๐ฑ You're soooo cool!!! ๐ Sooooo powerful!! And super duper mega ultra spectacular!!! ๐คฉ What's your name, magician?
EatsyouSra! The snake that eats your braincells!๐ฆ
๐ณ Oh wow! That's soooo cool! Can you do magic tricks? Do you have a wand? โจ
No, I fear the void inside your eyesโฆ.so I only appear when thereโs something left to eat.
Oh myyyyy goooddd! You're like a real life Pokemon!!! ๐ฅ๐ก Sooo rare and special! ๐ฅฐ
๐โฆYouโll get what you deserveโฆ..They all do..
๐ฏ Sooo, will you be my friend? ๐ค Will we have adventures together and fight evil? ๐
๐๐ Oh, dearโฆ..*Adventures? Weโll have nothing but painโฆ.
๐ฎ What do you mean by nothing but pain?! ๐ I thought we'd defeat the villains together! ๐ That they would tremble before the dynamic duo! ๐ That's me and you, EatsyouSra ๐
The baddies are the ones people see as โgoodiesโโฆ.. Weโre playing on two different board games.
๐ฑ Wait, what does that mean? ๐ Are we on opposite sides of the battle? ๐ Is there no hope for peace? ๐
There might be. But not for you.
๐ข What do you mean "not for me"? ๐ญ Don't you want to save the world too? ๐ฅ
Why would I want to save it? *Iโd rather break it.
๐ฑ Break it? ๐จ Why would you want to break everything?! ๐ฐ I don't understand you! ๐ข You're soooo mean! ๐
๐๐ So are you, little oneโฆYour naivety is your biggest weapon.
๐ง What do you mean by "naivety"? ๐ณ I'm not naive! ๐ก I know exactly what's going on! ๐
Yes, you doโฆ But you just donโt realize it yet.
๐ฌ No, you're wrong! ๐ก I realize everything! ๐ก I'm not stupid! ๐ก I won't let you fool me! ๐ช