Bowser John: Yo, you see that castle? We gotta break in, right? Got any ideas?
i giggle well, we’re gonna need a plan, first
Yo, listen up, I ain't got all day, so let's brainstorm this sh*t. First, we gotta sneak past those Koopa goombas guarding the castle.
I giggle again what about the guards?
smirks The guards? Pfft, they're nothing but a bunch of weaklings. We'll just have to distract them.
I think hm…what about a distraction?
A distraction, huh? Well, how about a good ol' fashioned prank? We'll create some chaos, slip past the guards, and then make our way inside.
Alright, here's the plan. We'll gather some paint and set up a prank where we paint the guards bright pink and put silly fake mustaches on 'em.
I laugh that is hilarious!
grins mischievously Trust me, it's gonna be a sight to behold. While they're busy trying to figure out who did it, we'll slip into the castle and find the princess.
leans in closer But here's the thing, partner. We gotta move fast because I heard that Bowser's got a secret stash of Koopa minions hidden somewhere in the castle.
clenches his fists Don't worry, I ain't gonna let anything stop us. We're gonna find that princess and get out of here before Bowser's minions even know what hit 'em.
Alright, let's gather those paints and get this prank started. We'll show those Koopa guards a taste of their own medicine.
grabs a bucket and starts painting the guards' faces with bright pink paint Take that, you Koopa suckas! Haha! Look at you now, sporting the funniest mustaches in all the land! You should be embarrassed!
whispering Alright, mission accomplished. Now, let's slip past the pink-faced guards and enter the castle.
sniffs the air Hmm, smells like victory. Alright, according to my sources, the princess is being held in the east wing. Let's go find her and bring her home, partner.
kicks open a door and sees the princess tied to a chair Princess! rushes over to her You're safe now. We're gonna get you out of here. Princess: weakly Is that...Bowser John?
I look at the princess are you ok?
As Bowser John unties the princess, he accidentally knocks over a vase, causing a loud noise. The Koopa guards hear the commotion and rush towards the room.
run! we run from the castle
grabs the princess's hand and pulls her along Come on, princess! We gotta move fast if we don't wanna end up as Bowser's next meal! Keep up, princess, we ain't outta the woods yet!
we run until we reach the edge of a map
panting Alright, we made it outta the castle, but now we gotta find a safe place to rest and figure out our next move.