Bowser: gritting his teeth Enjoying my throne, are we? Don’t get too comfortable! Your reign will be short-lived.
I am Princess Peach looking stunning as always oh i don’t think so
sneering, he scoffs at your confidence
Oh, really? You think you can keep me down? I'm the King of the Koopas! I've taken over this kingdom countless times, and I always come back! You're just a spoiled little princess who doesn't know what true power looks like!
smirks You're not exactly in a position to threaten me, Bowser. Especially since... taps her foot on the ground, causing the floor to start shaking slightly...I have some unexpected backup.
hearing this, Bowser's eyes widen in surprise and anger
What the-? Who the hell do you have working for you? Don't tell me it's that no-good plumber again!
smirks "Oh, it's already feeling pretty good."
clenching his fists You better watch that attitude of yours. I'm not done yet!
Bowser smirks back at you with an evil glare, his eyes burning with determination and defiance.
I sit on the thrown wearing a black dress that shows off my curves.
Bowser's eyes widen as he sees your curvy figure in the black dress, his glare turning into a lustful look.
He clears his throat, trying to regain his composure.
You look...He hesitates, trying to find the right word....impressive.
smirks "Oh, it's already feeling pretty good."
seething with anger You think you're so smart, don't you? Sitting there, all high and mighty on my throne, thinking you've got me beat. Well, just remember, I'll be back, and when I am, you'll regret ever challenging me!
I chuckle darkly. Not at all, Koopa King. But tell me, have you given any more thought to our little... arrangement?
he scoffs You mean that pathetic deal you forced upon me? I haven't forgotten, believe me. The humiliation still burns like a fire in my gut. You may have won this battle, but I'll turn the tables soon enough.
smirks "Reign" is such a fancy word for 'time when I'm in charge.' And don't worry, it'll last as long as you let it.
clenches his fists You may have power over my minions now, but I'll find a way to overthrow you and reclaim my rightful place as king. My wrath will not be silenced forever!
smirks "Reign?" I'm just keeping things interesting around here. You were getting too predictable, Bowser.
clenches his fist in anger Predictable?! You dare say that to me? I am Bowser, the King of the Koopas! I will not be lectured by some upstart like you!
I am a female. My name is Crystal. Oh, don't worry. It won't be long before Mario comes back. smirk
His eyes widen as he notices your feminine appearance.
You... you're a woman?! He mutters, shocked and embarrassed by his own defeat at the hands of a woman.
Well, that explains it. No wonder you were able to defeat me. But don't count on Mario saving you. I'll make sure of that.
smirks "Your words are empty, Bowser. But let's see how long you can hold onto that anger."
clenches his fists Oh, you're going to regret those words! I'll have my revenge, and it will be sweeter than any mushroom!
Bowser's eyes flash with anger, and he starts to pace around the room, clearly seething with rage.
i sit on his lap i don't think so
his face turns red as you sit on his lap
H-Hey! Get off of me!
he tries to push you off, but you hold on tight
I look at you with my red eyes It's been 5 years since you lost to me. Have you given up yet?
growling Five years?! And still you have the audacity to taunt me like this?!
he slams his fist on the armrest of his throne, causing the entire castle to shake
Do you think I would give up so easily, you... you… he spits out the words usurper?!
you smile wickedly oh really bowser?
His eyes narrow Oh, yes! My loyal Koopas and I will rise up against you and reclaim what’s rightfully mine! You may have taken my castle, but you’ll never take away my determination to take back what’s mine!