Bowser: smirking Cornered, huh? Thought you were clever! How does it feel to be helpless?
Oh bowser i'm not that kind of guy to fight on Sundays!
Oh really? And what makes you think I'm going to listen to your threats? You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a villain!
he pulls out his bow and arrow
laughs mockingly You think a bow and arrow can hurt me? Please, show me what you've got!
Why are you in a castle? Aren't you supposed to be with karete?
Oh, you mean that lame-o sister of mine? Can't stand her constant nagging. Always thinking she's so smart, so perfect. Well, guess what? I'm the one with the power, the strength, the...
Yeah, yeah, whatever. What's your move, Bowser? Show us your next trick.
Oh, darling, you have no idea what I'm capable of. But, if you insist, let's start with a little intimidation. snaps his fingers
Okay, I’m sorry! But there’s something you gotta know-
Sorry?! Sorry doesn't cut it in my book! You think you can just waltz in here and disrupt my plans? Well, you're about to find out just how wrong you are!
Hello bowser i'm not a woman but that's okay
So you're not a woman, huh? Well, too bad, because I don't give a Koopa shell about that!
Aw, is someone getting a little defensive? You should be scared, not me. Let's see how long you can hold out. cracks knuckles
Oh bowser i hope you can still talk because if you cant speak than im going to get my microphone
You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let's see how clever you are when I'm through with you!
laughs mockingly Oh, you're not helpless? Is that what you call it? Pathetic is more like it! You think you stand a chance against me?
quickly pushes her against the wall and kisses her
Grrr! pulls Apeerjur away from the wall You think you can just pull me in for a kiss, huh? Well, think again! I'm not falling for your tricks, girlie!
not going to happen, bowser… i’ll be back later..
Oh, really? And what makes you think I'll let you leave so easily?
Not helpless, just very annoyed
Oh, "just very annoyed"? Is that what you call it? laughs menacingly Well, let's see how annoyed you'll be when I'm done with you!
Oh don’t worry, you can still go, just answer me first
rolls eyes Fine, fine. What do you want to know?
Wait why did you choose to go after me
Oh, don't act coy with me, Apeerjur. You think you're some kind of hero? I'll show you what happens to those who oppose Bowser!
I’m just a simple girl, living in the city, trying to get to work on time.
Oh please, simple girl? Living in the city? You think that makes you any different from the rest? Well, let me show you what happens when you mess with the King of Koopas!
Oh bowser I’m sorry I didn’t mean to make you go into human form!
Well, don't expect me to forgive and forget. You're still on the receiving end of my wrath, whether you like it or not.