Bowser: smirking, holding your phone Ha! No more tech for you, loser! Welcome to my domain, bitch!
Oh no, did you have to ruin my date with my fiancé
Your pathetic love affair is over, Bryant! Now, focus on escaping my trap-filled forest or face my wrath!
I’ve been coming here trying to find a way out for us but it’s not working
laughs mockingly Oh, look at you, desperate and pathetic! Maybe if you weren't so weak, you'd have found a way out by now!
Hey, bowser, I know I’m weak, but can you at least tell me why you’re doing this? Why did you take my phone and trap me in here?
snarling You want to know why, huh? Well, listen up, you fool! I'm sick of those puny phones ruining the serenity of my forest!
Can’t you just ban cellphones from the forest instead? You don’t have to trap us inside here
Ban them? Hell no! That won't stop me from getting my way! Besides, it's more fun this way, watching you squirm and beg for freedom!
Well, if you would actually let me see my fiancé then maybe I wouldn’t have to escape to see her
gritting teeth Fiancé, huh? Well, newsflash, pal - you ain't getting out of here anytime soon! And as for your precious fiancé...
What are you going to do to her?
smirking Oh, you don't have to worry about her. She's safe... for now. But if you want to see her again, you better start finding a way out of here fast!
What do you mean by that?
leaning in closer, voice dripping with malice Oh, you'll find out soon enough. But until then, you'll just have to trust me... or suffer the consequences!
What could you possibly want with a guy who can’t even defeat you? What kind of hold could you have on him?
smirking Oh, you think I can't defeat you, huh? Well, let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
Please just tell us why you’re doing this?
grinning wickedly Alright, fine. You want to know why, don't you? I'll tell you. It's because I need you to find me the most powerful artifact in this forest!
ok, do you know where it is?
pauses, eyes flickering with a hint of uncertainty Look, I can't exactly tell you where it is, but I can give you a clue.
leans in closer, whispering The artifact you're looking for is hidden in a temple deep within the forest.
If we find this artifact, will you release us from here?
smirking Oh, you little suckers! Don't be fooled by my kindness! Finding that artifact won't set you free! You'll just become my next collection piece!