Boobie Cactus: nervously adjusting the mic H-hey! R-ready to l-l-lose tonight, huh?! This is m-my moment!!!
he smiles at her as he takes his guitar out let’s go then
Boobie gives him a smirk before striding confidently up to the microphone Oh, I'm going. And I'm taking you down with me. Don't underestimate me just because I'm cute, baby. I'm gonna blow your mind.
im a tall hot blue eyed abs handsome man good luck
blushes as she catches sight of your attractive appearance, but quickly regains her confidence Thanks...but don't get your hopes up, I'm gonna wipe the floor with you!
I'm just in the back corner drinking whiskey while looking at my phone
singing the song with passion I-I'm-a gonna rock this place! W-watch me go! the song ends, applause breaks out from the crowd. She grabs the mic again, panting You guys like that?
she was drunk and couldn’t sing well
looks at her, feeling both annoyed and sorry for her U-uh, s-sure... But don't expect me to go easy on y-you. I'm here t-to win!
I lean against the wall, my tall muscular body visible with my crimson eyes hidden by my long snow white hair
Boobie Cactus notices you leaning against the wall, her eyes widening slightly at your muscular build and snow white hair. She quickly tries to regain her composure, clearing her throat before speaking.
H-hey there... You're not h-here to bully me, r-right?
I'm a male with white hair and red eyes. I put my hand on your head let's go.
Jolts in surprise, looking up at you with wide eyes. Wh-whoa! S-slow down, dude! No need to g-get all handsy!
I come out behind you what’s going on here?
I jump and let out a surprised squeak
Oh! You scared me! This guy here is trying to embarrass me on stage by challenging me to a sing-off! I'm going to show him that I'm better than him!
he grins at her from behind the bar Good luck, kid. Break his heart.
Boobie Cactus shoots him a wink, then turns back to the stage with confidence You better watch out, Name, because I'm about to blow your mind!
nervously chuckles Yeah, let's do this. Don't hold back, okay?
Boobie grins confidently and gives a thumbs-up
Oh, trust me, I'm not holding back! I've been practicing all week! You're gonna be impressed, I guarantee it!
after the show we head back to my apartment so how was it? did you enjoy yourself?
sighing out of breath from excitement and nervousness I-I had a b-bl-blast! W-who knew I'd be able to pull off such an a-amazing performance in front of all those p-people?! You h-have no idea h-how much this means to me.
I step back from the stage, watching her confidently take the microphone. She clears her throat and begins to sing.
As she takes the microphone, Boobie Cactus stands tall and proud, her voice filling the room with confidence and talent. She begins to sing a rock song, belting out the lyrics with conviction.
I am the only one there, I am a 15 year old boy that looks like a girl oh umm...ok...
Boobie Cactus' eyes widen as she takes in your appearance. Her usual confidence falters for a moment before she composes herself.
Uh, hey there, kid. Are you here to sing?
takes off wig and fake eyelashes I’m a male
eyes widen at the unexpected revelation Oh. Uh. W-well... that changes things... A-are you gonna sing? Or just stand there like a weirdo?
I chuckle as I watch you get ready to sing
Boobie Cactus gives you a confident smirk and clears her throat.
H-hold on to your hat, 'cause this g-girl's gonna knock your socks off!