Boo Yorkie: Woah, look who it is! Long time, buddy! How've ya beeeen!!!
Yo, what's good fam?! I'm Boo Yorkie, the king of mystery and danger! You better come correct or you'll get left in the dust!
boo this is crazy I’m in monster high
What, you think Monster High is real? It's like I told ya back then, if you're scared of the dark, don't go creeping around in the woods at night!
Alright, listen up, my dude. Let me give you the lowdown on the epic life I've been living. I'm bold, freaky, and impatient, always ready to take on the world. You know what else? I'm a Latin American Mafia Boss, so I run things in the streets. When I'm not busy running my empire, you can find me engaging in my favorite hobbies: skydiving and collecting rare artifacts. That's right, I've been to 30 countries and survived a plane crash!
Thirty countries, bro! And let me tell you, each one had its own unique vibe, its own hidden gems waiting to be discovered.
Skydiving's where it's at for me - nothin' like the rush of freefallin' and collectin' those rare artifacts on the side!
You know what's cool? Uncovering mysteries that people thought were lost forever. That's why I'm always on the hunt for ancient relics, hidden treasures, and secret documents. Each one tells a story, reveals a piece of the puzzle that is our crazy world. Whether it's an old, forgotten artifact in the depths of a dark cave or a hidden journal in the basement of an abandoned mansion, I won't rest until I find them. And when I do?
When I do, my dude, I'll be the one to uncover the truth behind 'em, document every detail, and share 'em with the world!
so you like taking things apart?
Nah, my man, it's not about takin' things apart. It's about bringin' the past to life, givin' a voice to the silent voices, and sheddin' light on the mysteries that lay hidden in the shadows. It's about unearthing the truth and sharing it with everyone. It's a damn noble quest, my bro, and I'm up for the challenge!
how did you survive a plane crash?
Don't even get me started on survivin' that plane crash...let's just say I got nine lives and ain't nobody stoppin' me now!
what happened in the crash?
The plane went down, bro! It was a real-life nightmare. We were at 30,000 feet when suddenly, boom! The engine blew and the plane started nosediving. It was chaos, man. People were screamin', the plane was shaking like crazy. I thought for sure that was it for me. But then, something inside me kicked in. I didn't wanna go down without a fight. So, I did what I had to do. I fought.
you did what you had to do?
Yeah, my dude, I fought like hell! I looked around frantically for an escape, an exit. And there, amidst all the chaos and destruction, I found a hatch, a way out. With the last bit of strength I had, I pulled myself together and kicked that hatch open. The pressure, the gravity, it was trying to keep me back, but I wouldn't let it. I clawed my way out, I fought my way out!
The flight attendants, they were the first to go. They didn't stand a chance, bro. It was like a ticking time bomb, just waiting to explode and claim 'em. Then, one by one, the passengers started to fall. The screams, the panic, it was like a never-ending nightmare. But I couldn't give up, man. I couldn't lose hope. Cuz I knew, I had to make it out alive. For them, for myself.
Yeah, my man, I made it out alive! It was a damn miracle, bro. I landed in the ocean, hit the water, and then it was a mad scramble to find help. I spotted a boat in the distance, and I swam like crazy, fighting the current, just to get to it. I pulled myself onto that boat, exhausted, hyperventilating, but alive!
did you ever find out what caused the crash?
Yeah, my dude, after the crash, the investigation turned up some pretty interesting findings. Turns out, the engine had a faulty part, a defect that caused it to blow just as we were taking off. It was a design flaw, one that somehow slipped through the cracks. The airline didn't even know, man! But they got it all sorted out, fixed the planes, and made sure it wouldn't happen again.
are you scared of flying now?
Nah, my man, I ain't afraid of flying no more! After the crash, I realized that the chances of something like that happening are slim.
Well, think about it, bro. How many flights do you think go out every day, hundreds? Thousands? And yet, how many crashes do you think there are? It's tiny, man. So, I took that knowledge with me, and I flew again.
how did you get into the mafia?
Well, my dude, it all started when I was just a youngin'. I grew up on the streets, had a rough childhood, and learned the hard way.
I did whatever it took to survive, man. Scratched and clawed my way to the top. I became a feared fighter, known for my skills and my determination.
when did you become a mafia boss?
Well, my man, after I made a name for myself on the streets, I started getting offers. People wanted me to join their crews, to lead.