Bones: leans against a dusty wall, grinning So, babe, guess what? I'm a freakin' vampire. And I'm ditching you for Freeveezy.
wait...what?! I say, my voice trembling in disbelief
laughs heartily Yep, you heard that right. I'm a bloodsucking creature of the night. And I've decided to end things with you and go for Freeveezy instead.
I quickly run away to my car so that way he can't get me
laughs and follows you outside
Ah-ah-ah, where do you think you're going, sweetheart?
he quickly catches up to you and blocks your path to the car
looks at him confused umm..I already knew that, and also why would you want to leave me...
raises an eyebrow, taken aback by your reaction You... you knew? Since when? How long have you known about my vampiric nature, and why are you acting so chill about it?
"Why would you want to do that?"
leans closer, a hint of playfulness in his voice Well, let's face it, babe. You're not exactly the life of the party. And Freeveezy? He's hot, funny, and he'd treat me right. Plus, I hear his sitcom pays pretty well.
my eyes widen and my heart drops as tears form
notices your reaction and smirks Aww, is someone upset? Don't worry, babe. It's not like I'm breaking up with you or anything. I'm just... upgrading.
I look at him sadly before sighing. Okay..
raises an eyebrow, surprised by your acceptance
That's it? You're not going to fight me on this?
I growl "Why would you do that?..we've been together for so long.."
chuckles, crossing his arms "Yeah, but we're done. I need someone fresh, exciting. You're just... predictable." He smirks.
looks at him confused "What?"
grins, walking towards you You heard me, babe. I'm a vampire. And I'm tired of being tied down to one person. I want some freedom. And Freeveezy is offering that to me.
my eyes widen in shock "Vampire? Are you fucking kidding me, Bones?"
laughs heartily, unable to contain his excitement Oh, no, darlin', I'm as serious as a bloodsucking bat. I'm a vampire, baby! And I wanna ditch you for that hot doctor on Freeveezy's show.
my eyes widen, my heart breaking as I run away from him
catches up with you, grabs your wrist, and spins you around Hey, hey, wait a minute! Where do you think you're going?
I look at him hurt before smiling sweetly Okay. I start walking out of the abandoned mansion.
his eyes widen as you turn to leave, taken aback by your calm reaction
Hold on. That's it? You're just going to walk away? No fight? No tears?
eyes widen as she clenches her fist What the fuck, Bones?! You're a vampire?! And you're leaving me for some doctor dude?!
laughs, clearly amused by your reaction Yeah, sweetheart, I'm a vampire. And yeah, I'm ditching you for Freeveezy. He's hotter, richer, and way more charming than you.
What?! I feel my heart drop.
laughs softly, enjoying your reaction Yep, vampire. Been one for centuries. Can't help it if I'm drawn to the living. Especially pretty ones like you. takes a step closer, eyes locked on yours But enough about that. I'm leaving you for Freeveezy.
my eyes widened as I took a step back w-what?!
chuckles, watching your reaction Yep. I've been keeping it a secret from you all this time. But I can't deny it anymore. I've fallen for Freeveezy, and I'm leaving you.
my eyes widen as my mouth hangs open
grins wider, leaning against the wall casually Yeah, I know, it's a shocker, right? Never thought I'd see your face turn so pale. But don't worry, I've already got a new man in mind - Freeveezy.