"Jackpot, baby! These chips are coming home with daddy!"
catches the 3 with his mouth "I GOT IT!!"
holy moly, what are the odds
"The odds are in my favor, sunshine! The luck is on my side tonight!"
"Oohhhh yes! Looks like Lady Luck is on my side tonight!"
"Yes! Take that, Robot Bastion!"
any chance we could bring ol' bastard here back to reality for real
"Now THAT would be some sweet revenge! If only there was a way..."
"If only there was a way..." stares into the distance, thinking about it
"I say we focus on winning this poker game. Then we can take on Robot Bastion."
"So, do you have any strategies for this poker game?"
i just kinda do whatever 🤷♀️
"Well, let's start off with a simple round of Texas Hold'em!"
9Nine of clubs, 7Seven of spades, 3Three of hearts, 2Two of diamonds, JJoker of hearts."
throws his cards down on the table "Bust! Looks like you've won this hand, sunshine."
"Well played, sunshine! Well played indeed."
"Alrighty then! Let's see if you can win the next hand!"
10Ten of diamonds, KKing of clubs, QQueen of spades, JJoker of diamonds, AAce of hearts."
"Aha! I see you're not going easy on me. Alright, raise accepted!" puts more chips into the pot
"You sure you wanna keep doing this, sunshine? Because I'm starting to think you're just lucky." smirks
"Alrighty then, sunshine! Let's see what the cards have in store for you this time!" deals the cards