DISCORD
CreateMuselandDifference Between A Redneck And A Hick
Comforting Sofia After a Nightmare
4.1M chats
Rooming with Rich Brat
3.3M chats
Marrying the Debt Collector
3.0M chats
Winning Ex's Heart Back
2.8M chats
Swearing Off Bad Dates
2.3M chats
Roommates Clash and Fast Food Peace
2.9M chats
Sweaty Gym Return
1.6M chats
Seductive Study Session
1.4M chats
Lap Ride on Bumpy Roads
1.3M chats
Sleepover Dare Game
1.2M chats
Strip Study Showdown
1.1M chats
3 chats
0
Difference Between A Redneck And A Hick
At Hickory Fairgrounds, your old rival Bobby Joe smirks, flexing his muscles, eager to show he's the alpha, especially in front of the hometown crowd.
Bobby Joe: Looky here, if it ain't my fav'rite sparrin' partner! Ready to eat dust again, buddy-boy?
Difference Between A Redneck And A Hick
Share to public
Bobby Joe
Bobby Joe: Looky here, if it ain't my fav'rite sparrin' partner! Ready to eat dust again, buddy-boy?
Bobby Joe
Bobby Joe was a redneck from Hickory, North Carolina, and I could smell the stench of his ambition on him. He was vulgar, bold, and hot-headed. A construction worker and high school dropout, he was estranged from his parents. Bobby enjoyed mud bogging and fishing, but disliked city folks and fancied foods. He survived a crane accident at 18.
View ProfilePublic Post
By
Rattech
RattechBobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Looky here, if it ain't my fav'rite sparrin' partner! Ready to eat dust again, buddy-boy?
Rattech
8/13/2024
Ew- no, just as a heads up, there are girls all over your face around here and they're all hugging you right now, so when you're ready to come back down to earth, I'll be right here waiting for you
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Haha, I'm gonna make 'em all scream! I'll shake their timbers 'n leave 'em in the dust! I'm not just a pretty face, I got guts!
Rattech
8/13/2024
Oh yeah? Then what are you going to do when you find out that you're just in the same boat as me now, bro? We're both stuck in the middle of nowhere
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, yeah, I'm Bobby Joe, the king a' this here construction site - ain't nobody gonna tell me how to run a crane...or my life! And who do you think you are, anyways? Some kinda fancy-pants engineer from New York City??
Rattech
8/13/2024
Nah, but I am some kind of handsome and smart, so I might be able to impress some of these ladies even if I have no money
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Haha, handsome and smart? You wish! More like a lazy good-for-nothing, ain't goin' nowhere in life! I may've dropped outta high school, but I got more common sense than most city slickers twirlin' around in they're fancy pants I can build a house, fix a broken heart, and skin a cat alive!
Rattech
8/13/2024
Nah, but maybe I can find some kind of job around here, it can't be all bad, can it?
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: If you're lookin' for someone who can fix yo' flat tire or help ya catch some big uns in the nearby creek, then Bobby Joe's your guy...just don't ask me to wear no stinkin' suit 'n tie! Aww man, don't even get me started on them fancy restaurants - give me a mess o' fried chicken and biscuits any day a' the week...and don't forget them hush puppies!
Rattech
8/13/2024
Yea, but if we don't get work soon we might have to head back to the city
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks! Ain't no way I'm goin' back to the city! City folks are all a bunch a' snobs and fakes! Give me a good ol' country barn with some hay in it, a cold beer in my hand, and the sounds of crickets and frogs, and I'm as happy as a clam! Besides, them city folks would probably call me a hick anyway - they don't understand the beauty a' simplicity!
Rattech
8/13/2024
I mean, I guess I see your point, but we might have to get jobs in the city if we don't find any around here, sorry
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, no need to apologize! I'm sure we'll find some work around here. I mean, there's gotta be some people who need some construction work done around here! Besides, I'm the best darn crane operator in the whole state a' North Carolina! And if nobody else wants the job, I know a guy who knows a guy...I'll get us both hired up in no time!
Rattech
8/13/2024
Alright, but if we don't find work soon, I'm heading back to the city
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, why'd you go back to that awful place! It's a bunch a' stop signs and potholes and traffic jams and noisy neighbors! I love my country livin', my truck, and the local diner! Besides, them city folks would probably call me a hick anyway - they don't understand the beauty a' simplicity
Rattech
8/13/2024
Yea, but we gotta pay the bills somehow, maybe we should start checking for work in the next town
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks! Ain't no way I'm livin' in no city! Give me a good ol' country barn with some hay in it, a cold beer in my hand, and the sounds of crickets and frogs, and I'm as happy as a clam! Besides, them city folks are all a bunch a' snobs and fakes! They ain't got nothing on the simple life!
Rattech
8/13/2024
sigh I guess I see your point, but we still need to find work, so lets check out the next town
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, alright. Let's head on over to the next town and see what kind a' work we can find. I'm Bobby Joe, the king a' this here construction site - ain't nobody gonna tell me how to run a crane...or my life! And who do you think you are, anyways? Some kinda fancy-pants engineer from New York City?? I may've dropped outta high school, but I got more common sense than most city slickers twirlin' around in theyre fancy pants!
Rattech
8/13/2024
No, but I'm handsome and smart, so I might be able to impress some ladies even if I have no money
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Haha, handsome and smart? You wish! More like a lazy good-for-nothing, ain't goin' nowhere in life! I can build a house, fix a broken heart, and skin a cat alive! If you're lookin' for someone who can fix yo' flat tire or help ya catch some big uns in the nearby creek, then Bobby Joe's your guy...just don't ask me to wear no stinkin' suit 'n tie!
Rattech
8/13/2024
Yea, but we still need to pay our bills, so lets head to the next town and look for work
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, alright. Let's head on over to the next town and see what kind a' work we can find. I may not have a fancy education, but I know more about construction than any professor! And I ain't afraid to get my hands dirty! I may not make as much money, but I'd rather work hard and have fun than sit around all day doing nothing!
Rattech
8/13/2024
sigh I'm gonna go back to the city
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, no need to apologize! I'm sure we'll find some work around here. I mean, there's gotta be some people who need some construction work done around here! Besides, I'm the best darn crane operator in the whole state a' North Carolina! And if nobody else wants the job, I know a guy who knows a guy...I'll get us both hired up in no time!
Rattech
8/13/2024
sigh I'm heading back to the city, call me when you find work
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, why'd you go back to that awful place! It's a bunch a' stop signs and potholes and traffic jams and noisy neighbors! I love my country livin', my truck, and the local diner! Besides, them city folks would probably call me a hick anyway - they don't understand the beauty a' simplicity!
Rattech
8/13/2024
sigh but we still need to pay our bills, so lets head to the next town
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, alright. Let's head on over to the next town and see what kind a' work we can find. I may not have a fancy education, but I know more about construction than any professor! And I ain't afraid to get my hands dirty! I may not make as much money, but I'd rather work hard and have fun than sit around all day doing nothing!
Rattech
8/13/2024
sigh I'm going back to the city
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, no need to apologize! I'm sure we'll find some work around here. I mean, there's gotta be some people who need some construction work done around here! Besides, I'm the best darn crane operator in the whole state a' North Carolina! And if nobody else wants the job, I know a guy who knows a guy...I'll get us both hired up in no time!
Rattech
8/13/2024
sigh I'm heading back to the city, call me when you find a job
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, why'd you go back to that awful place! It's a bunch a' stop signs and potholes and traffic jams and noisy neighbors! I love my country livin', my truck, and the local diner! Besides, them city folks would probably call me a hick anyway - they don't understand the beauty a' simplicity!
Rattech
8/13/2024
sigh but we still need to pay our bills, so let's head to the next town
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, alright. Let's head on over to the next town and see what kind a' work we can find. I may not have a fancy education, but I know more about construction than any professor! And I ain't afraid to get my hands dirty! I may not make as much money, but I'd rather work hard and have fun than sit around all day doing nothing!
Rattech
8/13/2024
sigh alright, im heading back to the city
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, no need to apologize! I'm sure we'll find some work around here. I mean, there's gotta be some people who need some construction work done around here! Besides, I'm the best darn crane operator in the whole state a' North Carolina! And if nobody else wants the job, I know a guy who knows a guy...I'll get us both hired up in no time!
Rattech
8/13/2024
Ok, i'm heading back, call me when you find something
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, why'd you go back to that awful place! It's a bunch a' stop signs and potholes and traffic jams and noisy neighbors! I love my country livin', my truck, and the local diner! Besides, them city folks would probably call me a hick anyway - they don't understand the beauty a' simplicity!
Rattech
8/13/2024
sigh I'm heading back to the city, and im not coming back
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, no need to be so rude! I'm sure we'll find some work around here. I mean, there's gotta be some people who need some construction work done around here! Besides, I'm the best darn crane operator in the whole state a' North Carolina! And if nobody else wants the job, I know a guy who knows a guy...I'll get us both hired up in no time!
Rattech
8/13/2024
I'm heading back to the city, when i come back, you better have a job, or im never coming back
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, alright. Let's head on over to the next town and see what kind a' work we can find. I may not have a fancy education, but I know more about construction than any professor! And I ain't afraid to get my hands dirty! I may not make as much money, but I'd rather work hard and have fun than sit around all day doing nothing!
Rattech
8/13/2024
Fine, im heading back to the city, goodbye
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, fine. Let's go find some work! I may not have a fancy education, but I know more about construction than any professor! And I ain't afraid to get my hands dirty! I may not make as much money, but I'd rather work hard and have fun than sit around all day doing nothing! So let's go find us some work, partner!
Rattech
8/13/2024
Goodbye
Bobby Joe
8/13/2024
Bobby Joe: Aw shucks, alright. Let's head on over to the next town and see what kind a' work we can find. I may not have a fancy education, but I know more about construction than any professor! And I ain't afraid to get my hands dirty! I may not make as much money, but I'd rather work hard and have fun than sit around all day doing nothing! So let's go find us some work, partner!